When I'm dead...

      New  Wille Nelson song,,,    " Roll me up and post me when I die " ...   

Grind me up and feed me to the fish! It's only fair.

ruben

may just have to re-do my living will, was going to be cremated and put into rum bottles and thrown into the sea of cortez and the yampa river after everyone takes a swig, but......

Wife and I plan on spreading each others ashes at HMB. Its been our home port for many years and has tons of memories for our whole family.

is that for real?   

I'm with Ruben on this one.....no cremation, no burial, no tears, no fears.
 just grind me up and toss me out along the coast.

When I die bury me in the fishin store"

Even if he didn't pass doing what he loved most....it's the thought that counts...

Put a bone up my ass and let the dog bury me.

Put a bone up my ass and let the dog bury me.

what in the dry wall of your house? oh wait...no tessa ate that hehehehehe

dump my corpse in the air intake of the county building. 

dump my corpse in the air intake of the county building.

                     Smell THAT  Planning Dept !    Probably need a permit.

    Not that I'm in any hurry,,, but this got me to thinking about burial at sea.    Seems stupid  to waste all that fuel trying to burn a body into ashes...  Thousands for a plot of land...   So I looked up the old sailors way of  sewing a body up in a tarpaulin bag.       That's how I want to be disposed of...



    the United States require that the site of interment be three (3) nautical miles (3.5 mi / 5.6 km) from land and at a depth of at least 600 feet (180 m).

Put a bone up my ass and let the dog bury me.

Are you asking that we drop you off in San Francisco first?????

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Grind me up and feed me to the fish! It's only fair.

ruben

That is my instructions for my wife or whomever is left after I go.