if i spray this on myself will i float?

better yet, i should spray my kayak with it so it can float

home depot is supposed to start selling this next month.
i was thinking that maybe if you sprayed the underside of the yak it would cut through the water as it would seem that there would be barely any IF any friction from going through the water.

  oooohhhhhhh, makes me wanna go to Home Depot and pick one up. There was a similar product posted a while back. But now, it'll be readily available.

I'll probably spray it on everything from my fish finder to my gaff. No more rinsing afterwards 

That's some slick stuff. If I put it on my kids they will come put of the pool dry right?

Oh man, I forgot about the kids. That'll save me a whole bunch on baby wipes 

Spray some on your butt and maybe you wont need to wipe!   
Might help when there is no TP on the stall.   

Spray some on your butt and maybe you wont need to wipe!   
Might help when there is no TP on the stall.   

Now you're talking Kuya Rey!! Imagine all the trees we would save by switching to this product. That would be ecstatic to environmentalist hippies worldwide.

But I do bet you a good amount of people from this group would be curious enough to get that when it comes out. Possibilities are endless.

Spray some on your butt and maybe you wont need to wipe!   
Might help when there is no TP on the stall.   

Rey,

someone left a comment that says it leaves a white film on things and i don't want a white film on my ass

http://www.homedepot.com/p/Rust-Oleum-Stops-Rust-18-oz-NeverWet-Multi-Purpose-Spray-Kit-274232/204216476#BVRRWidgetID

Did anyone notice that none of the test stuff was oil based?  Makes me wonder how well it will hold up?

home depot is supposed to start selling this next month.
i was thinking that maybe if you sprayed the underside of the yak it would cut through the water as it would seem that there would be barely any IF any friction from going through the water.

I think I saw the stuff at H.D. today

Wet suit becomes dry suit?!?!?!? Gonna get this stuff asap to play with... Kayak sliding Friction-less/dry threw the water.... Yakasauras (KIWI angler) gliding threw the water like a T160...

Would you float?  Or would you sink straight to the bottom?  The physics of this stuff confuses me! 

Would you float?  Or would you sink straight to the bottom?  The physics of this stuff confuses me! 

If it is displacing water & you are floating, wouldn't you be hovering?

Some thing about one man pouring Chocolate and gravy on another's chest....