Funny fishing joke

Came across this on another forum and thought it was pretty funny.  Enjoy.

A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Texas as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish!?!?"
"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home."
"What a line of baloney....you're under arrest."
The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment man. I'll show ya!
We do this all the time!!"
"WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!"
The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?"
"Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.
The warden asked, "When are you going to call em back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH," replied the warden!
"Whut fish?" asked the redneck.

Not bad... If you all can tolerate a few four letter words i have one to share.. it's sort of between pg-13 and R

A man and woman go out for their first date on the mans boat. As they moved up river enjoying the scenery they came to a fork in the channel. Following tradition the man asks the woman which route to take by saying "up or down". The woman responds to his question by stripping off her clothing and making passionate love to the man. He is surprised and feeling very fortunate. At the next fork in the river, the same scenario repeats itself, again the man is pleasantly shocked. The next week they plan to meet on the river again, the man is excited and hopeful that there will be a repeat of last weeks activities. When they reach the first river fork, he turns and asks "up or down" the woman replies "up" surprised and disappointed he takes the up route on the left and keeps going. At the next fork he asks "up or down" and again she says "up". This time he politely asks, last time you were so passionate and full of affection, what is different about today? She responds by saying, last tile I forgot my hearing aid and I thought you kept saying "f*€%" or "drown"...

an oldy but goody

A man and woman go out for their first date on the mans boat. As they moved up river enjoying the scenery they came to a fork in the channel. Following tradition the man asks the woman which route to take by saying "up or down". The woman responds to his question by stripping off her clothing and making passionate love to the man. He is surprised and feeling very fortunate. At the next fork in the river, the same scenario repeats itself, again the man is pleasantly shocked. The next week they plan to meet on the river again, the man is excited and hopeful that there will be a repeat of last weeks activities. When they reach the first river fork, he turns and asks "up or down" the woman replies "up" surprised and disappointed he takes the up route on the left and keeps going. At the next fork he asks "up or down" and again she says "up". This time he politely asks, last time you were so passionate and full of affection, what is different about today? She responds by saying, last tile I forgot my hearing aid and I thought you kept saying "f*€%" or "drown"...

only two survivors from a shipwreck are adrift in a lifeboat when a bottle floats by. in an instant, one of the survivors starts to rub the bottle furiously hoping for a genie to appear. to the others amazement, out pops a genie with only 1 wish to grant. the bottle grabber blurts out," turn the sea to beer", and poof,  the sea becomes beer as the genie flies to his freedom. while the one survivor is celebrating and drinking the beer, the other looks on with dismay. so he asks why the look of dismay? he answers..." way to go buddy, now we gotta piss in the boat"...