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Topic: I will rule the world  (Read 1349 times)

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ravensblack

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Is this dude for real? Mike Meyers your next movie plot is ready.
"I always entertain great hope" Robert Frost


raydon

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I was thinking that he should be given a big screen tv and some video games. It is hard to think of anybody more out of touch with reality than our elected officials, but this girlyman has them beat.


FishingForTheCure

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Just nuke him already like the gremlin he is!


HamachiJohn

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Is that a coin operated telescope on top of the wmpire state building? Truth is stranger than fiction....

Peace & blessings!

Down to 1 Hobie Revo...


Tote

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Jason B

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ex-kayaker

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Is that a coin operated telescope on top of the wmpire state building? Truth is stranger than fiction....




Lmao!!!


In keeping with the Mike myers references.......might finally be a shark with a friggn laser beam attached to its forehead
..........agarcia is just an ex-kayaker


PISCEAN

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He is clearly unaware of the Wil Wheaton credo:

 "Don't be a d!ck."
pronounced "Pie-see-in"
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Abdiver

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Johnson Outdoors


Fisherman X

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Well, the content of this post is different from what I first thought I would encounter when I saw the title and author before I opened it.

First I thought: "Man this off-season has been really tough on Craig, he's gone round the bend, we better watch out, he might just do it!"  :smt003

Then I opened it and saw the REAL crazy one......
-Success is living the life you want-
Joel ><>

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Fish Master1

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The kid really doesnt know who he is fukn with.. I hope to god he doesnt strike any of the targets he has listed. He and his country will be destroyed. :smt009
..........Sincerly A-Hull Muggle.


Squidder K

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Has anyone else ever seen a Fat North Korean, or is he the only one?

Back in my Nuke days we sent a battery of Lance Missles over to Korea, I never got over there, but I know those guys were ready to smoke his daddy's little empire if it was needed:


Kevin Storm
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dilbeck

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Has anyone else ever seen a Fat North Korean, or is he the only one?

No, because he starves his people.  Clearly he's eating for all of them.



sigelvictory

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There was an article I read a year or two ago about the Korea's.  The people of the north and south are of course genetically related, so one would expect similar body types and what not.  That is not the case however.  The people in the north are an average of something crazy like 3 inches shorter than their southern counterparts.  Their growth has been stunted by generations of malnutrition while their "leaders" have always been fat little bastards.
Never trust a man that doesnt like to fish...


SmokeOnTheWater

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There was an article I read a year or two ago about the Korea's.  The people of the north and south are of course genetically related, so one would expect similar body types and what not.  That is not the case however.  The people in the north are an average of something crazy like 3 inches shorter than their southern counterparts.  Their growth has been stunted by generations of malnutrition while their "leaders" have always been fat little bastards.

This is true.  Most of the money/food that is donated to North Korea never make it to the people...it is usually confiscated by the fat asses.

I cannot wait for the day when they are no longer in the picture and the country becomes one again.  Bombs away!
If you ain't first, you're last.