Funny caption wanted

Future Luau      just need some more ingredients and to get that little guy fattened up

baby pork, the other veal

F'n cracker

"I will let you go if you tell me where's your Mama" 

"Found Puppy" looks like some sort of French bulldog cross. I picked him up while hiking around lake Sonoma. Some poor hunters were chasing him. Are they really hunting dogs now? I am sure her owner really misses her. Seems to respond to the name Wilber. No tags or collar. Pretty fat and well fed so I am sure someone was taking good care of her.

...I don't always eat bacon...but when I do, I prefer Dos Piggies

I don't always eat bacon, but when I do, It's your mother.

That sure is a funny looking gerbil!!

Congratulations! He has your eyes!

UM, weeeeeeeeeeeeee?

Thanks,
John

Got Juan! Piggy that is.

The women look better after closin' time.

i'm thinkin of becoming muslim after seeing all this lil'swine bashing.   

Hold'r down fer me......... then I'll hold'r down fer u 

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