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Topic: Red Dawn - WTH  (Read 1557 times)

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You know how MGM remade the movie Red Dawn, the flick originally released in 1984 starring Patrick Swayze and Charlie "Tiger Blood" Sheen.
Apparently in this go around, its the North Koreans perpetratin some boochit.  I'm a big fan of satire, and would love to see a Chapelle Show-type version where the invading commies land in East Richmond or South Central LA (or maybe Willow Glen).  I can picture the scene clearly, "Break yo' self, punk ass buster!!! Rat tat tat tat"  Foos would be Kim Jong Illin'

 :smt068  :smt068  :smt068  :smt068  :smt068

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Wolverines!!!

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No need to change the original, it was AWESOME!!!

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I remember.  I remember all of it.


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Just as bad as remaking Conan
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How you gonna try to beat patrick swayze and charlie sheen?  :smt005


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The original Red Dawn was on T.V. a couple weeks ago. I will see the new one. Just like I did Rooster Cogburn. I hated Jeff Bridges in the part how can you beat John ( the Duke ) Wayne.   
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Let it turn to something else, SeaWeed.  Let it turn... Let it turn.......



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  It was on my local cable last night!


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i remember that snot-bubble coming out of sobbing Swayze's(RIP) nostrile = now that was acting!  :smt002
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I dont know, if it were me, two cute girls, lots of camping gear and ammo.  I may never have come out of those hills.  Even after the war ended  :smt003
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North Koreans.

Haha.


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