Just how does this begin?

When in a boys life does the thought of taking a deuce   :potion the sidewalk start? I can't figure it out and to bring out the wipe with him is also puzzleing?    And after he got in trouble for it about a week ago?

Oh the life of bringing up two boys!
I need some water time badly!!!

Later
Jimbo

apparently there are some deep issues... get some professional help, and by professional, I dont mean kayakers.

not sure how it starts but I think this is the end.......or is this the peak of said behavior?

Now that (skate boarder)  is just plain wrong Your boys are 6yrs old and under? This is kinda normal. Testing the limits. Looking for Attn? Didn't want to stop playing and seemed like a good Idea. Didn't wipe last time and didn't want to have poopy butt this time. He's learning Didn't do it in his shorts All good stuff. Now if he is older than 6... Probably heard it somewhere and figured he'd try it... I've raised 2 boys and it is easier than raising girls (have 4) Pull in the reins and try positive reinforcement. (and remember to laugh at some of the crazy stuff they come up with) You don't have little ones long, they grow up so fast

Only a savage wouldn't bring wipe with them......you're obviously doing something right. 

Boy need to make sure the boys don't see that video because they are both starting to skateboard now!!!  Yea they are both under 6 so no problems I hope. Just puzzling to do half the poop in the bucket and the other half on the sidewalk.  . AND try to blame Luke for doing it!! 

Oh great times!

Oh and the part I forgot about was last weekend up in Yountville, Luke decides not to wait for his brother to finish so he drop the deuce in the garbage can! At least Mom was on watch that time! 

  ....Ive done crazier shit than that!

Hi Yakers:

 We call it Mooning without the Poop, back in the Day R.F (Rat Fink). It will pass when
they start bringing home Girls for a sleep over! 
                                                                         Regards
                                                                         Ernie
                 

....Ive done crazier shit than that!

done...you mean DO

....Ive done crazier shit than that!

.... why does that absolutely, positively not suprise us

Keep up the good work Andy!   We all wish we could do it (except eating that Squid)

My nephue did that to the neighbors doorstep when he was about 5. They had gotten on  him about walking through their flower bed. Guess he thought hed 1 up it.  Now he's a Marine so he does it    world wide. The first indecent sounds like he had to go bad and brother wasn't going fast enough. I've got 2 boys myself and fortunately only had to tell them go hit the tree out back once. I wouldn't worry unless it keeps on happening. then i would go with fishbuckets idea and talk to a pro.

Totally normal.  First kid dropped one on accident, dog was on it like a fly on shit.  Literally.  That was his only outside deuce.  Second kid, we'll he's just a little nature kid.  His first dump in the woods was out cutting Christmas trees, so I think he kinda correlates pooping outside with Christmas...so, he went through a stage where he would disappear, then came strolling in through the back door with a shit-making grin on his face.  Luckily, we're past that stage now.

These are the experiences the parenting books don't teach you. 
Luckily we've only been to the ER once this week. 

... nothing wrong with a good outdoors deuce every now and then just to "keep it real".  Better there than a toilet display at Home Depot, Lowes or OSH

Kids like poop man.  I remember about 2 years ago, my then 8 and 6 year old daughters start giggling, egging eachother on, and I ask "what's so funny?"

"Dad, have you ever googled poop?"