20 reasons why Fishing is better than S E X

20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.

 

#19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.

 

#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.

 

#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

 

#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.

 

#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

 

#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago.

 

#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

 

#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

 

#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.

 

#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.

 

#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

 

#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.

 

#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for Fishing harassment

 

#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

 

#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

 

#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

 

#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

 

 #2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.

 

#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week - Is Fishing all You ever think about!"

 

......fishing is better than sex?....that's easy for you to say....try being single for a while  Trust me on this 

Mooch-

You're not going blind on us... are you???

Regarding #8... you guys ever been to Oakland Bait??? That's a scary part of town.
Regarding #1... I won't hear that from my fishing mate but WE hear it all the time from his wife...

Freddie

Mooch-

You're not going blind on us... are you???

....not at the moment Fred....but thanks for your concern 

Mooch-

Just watching out for you bro...

Freddie

You can fish and watch adult swim at the same time without getting in trouble.

21 when you have been married for a long time, you can remember the last time you went fishing
                                                                      Morgan
                                                 

It's OK to pay to go on a boat for group fishing.

Talking about fishing with your sweetie or even fishing by yourself is an acceptable conversation topic for family gatherings.

hooking up with other fishermen online isn't considerd  as cheating ,and you can check the forum lists at work
                                         Morgan

Its normal to come home with dirty waders