Stand up comedy debut

I figure I better try my hand at this while I still am a handsome sumbich! It will be at Tommy T's in Pleasanton on open mic nite. Shows start at 7, so if you feel like making an extra $5, come laugh at me, or with me, it should be fun none the less!


(I hold final word on what constitutes laughter, all decisions final!)

Dude.... you had me rolling at Tote's party last month.   ....

How about posting a vid for those of us who would love to be there but can't make it.

That was a great party! If they let me, I will video the set, and post it up for sure. Might have to be a GoPro moment, where it is a video, through the eye of the comic! Slow mo tomato action!

All I know is you crack me up Rich    I'd love to go and show some support, but not sure when you mean.  Hopefully next week?

Rich,
Let me know when Definitely been itching for some laughs, will be there for sure, might even try since bunch of friends been asking...

If they let me, I will video the set, and post it up for sure

they will definitely let you, and come early usually they fill up pretty quick, and pick somewhere after number 10 its a good spot, 4 min time on stage..I know been there 2x

It is open mic night at Tommy T's at 5104 hopyard in pleasanton. Not sure how long they are giving me, probably 5 minutes. But should be fun, and they sell booze and food! Darius, you need to show a brother the ropes! Monday night, the 11th.

Ok Rich not to far away from there so I'll pretend to laugh at you.   

Darius, you need to show a brother the ropes!

Just when you get there go straight to Terry, he will sign you up or there is a log in to pick a spot in the front, I went there a little late and they filled up Terry still squeezed me in..Just be yourself your funny as hell and if thats not enough, just look them in your eye ..Dude I am stoked you are doing this..its Monday at 7 but be there before 6 to guarantee spot..$5 to get in even if you are a performer and its Fun no heckler..they are all cool there..

here is the full link for everyone http://www.tommyts.com/pleasanton/index.html

Thanks for the support! I will keep an eye out for ya Darius! (I am the one, who can actually do that!) I will leave it in will call.

Four minutes is pretty quick, maybe an auctioneer story? Or, Freddie's dog, hmm?

Four minutes is pretty quick, maybe an auctioneer story? Or, Freddie's dog, hmm?

Trust me when you up there it actually feels forever start coming up short (thats what she said)

I have like twelve pages of good stuff already written, and can improv pretty dang well. I will start this week and cherry pick the best to get a smooth four minutes.  I am excited, can't wait.

Stand-up???

I think of you more as a fall-down comic.

Seriously, Knock em dead.  Invoke the spirit of Bill Hicks and you'll do fine!  Having been the backup band for comics at the Improv here in SJ, I have a healthy respect for you folks who go out there onstage with just a mic.

Wait...  you're not a prop comic, are you?  If so I take it back.

This is the only time I wished I lived in the bay Area. I would be all over that.
Feel free to give me a call and run your material by me. I will do my best to great it with a stout round of silence. 

Stand-up???

I think of you more as a fall-down comic.

Good one! 

And good luck Rich. You are hella funny. Knock em dead! 

rotglmao    rolling in the grass laughing my ass off.. hahah see you there.