Topic: Okay, I'll get the Bin Laden Jokes started (Read 2598 times)

May 09, 2011, 11:59:38 AM

A man walks into a bar and orders a Bin Laden
Bartender asks: "what's a Bin Laden?"
Man says "2 shots with a splash of water."

May 09, 2011, 12:41:34 PM #1

From WCH:
Now hes with his 72 sturgeons.

May 09, 2011, 01:01:01 PM #2

'They should have captured Bin Laden alive and made him continually go through airport security for the rest of his life'

May 09, 2011, 02:29:55 PM #3

"Normally, fish feed seals. But this time, seals fed the fish."

Ya I might've butchered that one....but you get it.

May 09, 2011, 02:52:18 PM #4

Apparently Donald Trump isn't buying into the fact that OBL is dead. He's demanding to see a copy of the death certificate.

May 09, 2011, 03:00:38 PM #5

Q: What color where Bin Ladin's eyes?

A: Blew!

May 09, 2011, 03:15:31 PM #6

And in other breaking news: "Gadaffi doubles his life insurance"

May 09, 2011, 08:21:21 PM #7

From WCH:
Now hes with his 72 sturgeons.

May 09, 2011, 09:44:44 PM #8

You think he had Obamacare or BlueShield?

Oh well..... "OSAMA BIN LADEN" Coming Soon to a shore near you!!

May 09, 2011, 10:35:10 PM #9

Osama Bin Laden:

Hide and go seek champion, 2001-2011.

May 10, 2011, 04:37:53 AM #10

Osama Bin Laden:

Hide and go seek champion, 2001-2011.

We've actually been hunting for that bastard since 1998.

May 10, 2011, 08:01:05 AM #11

May 10, 2011, 08:01:38 AM #12

May 10, 2011, 08:10:59 AM #13

He regrets getting an iPhone...

May 10, 2011, 12:07:52 PM #14

What was the last thing that went thru his mind?