LA County Put-ins

How much NorCal secret spot info and tips are you willing to offer me in 2006 if I send you by PM a web link for Los Angeles County funded beachcams with resoltion good enough to see Pamela Anderson's pubic hair next time she is tanning at Malibu beaches?
As well as 1000s of other near naked chicks next summer!
oh, and lot's of kayak put-ins too.
Craig in OrangeCo.
Of coarse when temps go below 65 they're all somewhereelse.
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