My new "weapon" for Mr. Catfish

Found this "stinky" recipe from Mike S. in Arkansas!

This is my dads old recipe, it's smelly but gooood.

Step 1:
In a 5 gallon bucket mix: 5 pounds of old cheese cut up into small chunks. Pour in enough hot water to wet down cheese, then mash cheese and water into a paste.

Step 2:
Go to the grocery store and buy 2 or 3 pounds of chicken liver ,the kind in the small plastic tub,with lots of blood, the more the blood the better. Then place raw liver and blood in old blender and grind to a pulp.

Step3:
Mix cheese paste and liver pulp together in 5 gallon bucket. Put on airtight lid and squeeze sides of bucket in before sealing lid. This gives room for expanding gasses (ewwww). Place outside on a warm sunny day for 2 or 3 days to season, 4 or 5 if you're brave. After seasoning in sun you should have a plesant smelling soup. If you can stick your head in the bucket and inhale without barfing then you need to season it some more.  Then mix just enough flour into soup until it becomes a dough. Put this stuff on a hook and you will catch catfish. When you skin the catfish use the guts in the next batch with the liver to make an even more potent batch. You can pour this stuff into a leg of pantyhose and put it in your fishing spot to attract fish to your spot.

Also useful in removing unwanted inlaws from your home during the holidays! 

good lord. Almost barfed reading it....

eeeeewwwwwww......... sonny you realy want a kitty dont you hope it doesnt spill in your truck on the way to fish, cameron

Anyone here want to have some left over of the above recipe?  I only want to catch 1 Kitty so should be lots of left over 

 

  Damn what picture that paints! 

After all that work, that goo better work!  That stuff might attract a few turkey vultures as well!

I think you should pour it all over yourself and go noodling!

I think you should pour it all over yourself and go noodling!

Have you try that?    But you can't noddling from a kayak!

Seek professional help sonny

Seek professional help sonny

Should I go to a Cat clinic? 

Yeah Sonny, I think you've gone too far into the deep end. But I
like it partner. See you soon at Clear Lake. Will you be bringing some of that stuff?

Jedmo

You can forget getting a ride from me if you spill that stuff on yourself Sonny.

Sonny, I think you've violated several environmental regulations with that stuff.  Do you have to file an air quality environmental impact report?

Dave

Or you could leave your frozen squid from your last trip in an ice chest in the backyard and forget about it for a month....BTDT...out of sight out of mind.
When I opened the lid the smell hit me like a Mac truck.
Ruined a perfectly good ice chest too.
Lesson learned. 

oh my goodness

"You can pour this stuff into a leg of pantyhose "

I'm assuming the pantyhose have been removed before the pouring starts?