Ok, so this didn't happen to ME...

but I couldn't help posting it here.  The comments are too funny. 

http://bitsandpieces.us/2010/02/28/cactus-accident/

I'm still laughing. 

I have had to deal with that stuff in Arizona while hunting. They call it jumping cactus down there where I hunt Couse deer, Javalina and Quail. It does not really jump but when you brush against it, It sticks like glue. Then the piece that's connected to it comes along with it. Than you get this chain reaction with all the pieces and all of a sudden your covered in it. 

Poor guy who hasn't gotten a little drunk while golfing.