Poor Mrs. Wilkens...

Sorry, someone sent this to me and I couldn't resist posting 

Jeff (a.k.a. Steelerhead)

A week after her husband disappeared in a kayaking accident an Anchorage woman answered her door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers...

"We're sorry  Mrs. Wilkens, but we have some information about your husband", said one Trooper.
"Tell me, did you find him?" Mrs. Wilkens shouted.
The Troopers looked at one another.
One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some great news.  Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mrs. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, maam, but this morning we found your husband's body in Kachemak Bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Mrs. Wilkens. Swallowing hard, she asked, "What's the good news?"
The trooper continued, "When we pulled him up, he had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to him."
Stunned, Mrs. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"
"We're going to pull him up again tomorrow."

Hilarious but already posted in the Funny Stuff thread.

Dang it! I thought I remembered seeing a "Funny Stuff" thread but for the life of me my eyes weren't finding it... Memory and vision just ain't what they used to be.