It finally happened

Get a pair that fits under your mask, you will need it for abs next you will be prying on rocks all day.

Word of advise, next time CVS has a 2 for 1 sale, buy dirt cheap reading glasses.  Buy 3.  One each car, kitchen table, easy chair, computer, bedside, one in your favorite jacket.  Then you dont need to worry about old age memory issues  

the worst was trying to read a menu in a dimly lit restaurant.  "I would like the 3rd entree on the right.  Dont know what it is, but its usually a good neighborhood"  

You need the 6 pack of reading glasses from Wal-Mart, you forgot the bathroom, tool chest, tackle box...
I can't read pill bottle labels anymore, thread the eye of trout fly hooks, read the sizes on my socket set, cartoons and fish porn on the throne... You need a couple of hard cases too so you can throw them in your pocket, it makes shopping easier.  I thought they were putting all the directions and warning labels in multiple languages, it turns out my eyes got so bad they just look like other languages.  

you are right. I did a further count and have 11 sets scattered around