Rigged for Survival

Here's my new Cajun kayak rigged with the essentials...

Toilet Paper......................................check

Bud Light.........................................check

Keystone Ice.....................................check

Budweiser........................................check

Red Dog..........................................check

Natural............................................check

Misc. other bottles of booze.............check

Hot Babe .........................................check

Where's the hot babe?

-Allen

Where's the hot babe?

In desperate situations, you have to lower your standards a little.  
She starts to look pretty hot after drinking a half of those beers.

Chuck I am tempted to delete this post, you are not supposed to post pictures of products in development. I assume Cobra made you sign a Non-disclosure??!?!

That is clearly the new Cobra Cajunator-XB (Extra Beer)

 

It must be one of Ric's designs.....

They should clearly make one in the tandem model...

Sadly that boat is faster than Allen's Cobra Triple  

Sadly that boat is faster than Allen's Cobra Triple  

Ah ... but I doubt it could carry a full keg without sinking.

-Allen

That man obviously isn't bringing much home to eat!

Here's my new Cajun kayak rigged with the essentials...

Toilet Paper......................................check

Bud Light.........................................check

Keystone Ice.....................................check

Budweiser........................................check

Red Dog..........................................check

Natural............................................check

Misc. other bottles of booze.............check

Hot Babe .........................................check

Crack Pipe......................................check

That is toooo Funny!

Man, is that yellow thing on the bow a container of mustard?

Can't forget the mustard!

I think she's the bait in the tank. He's looking fer his dawg.

Man, is that yellow thing on the bow a container of mustard?

Can't forget the mustard!

Dude, I was just noticing that as I read your post.

WTF?  Why mustard?

MolBasser

...you pour the mustard around the rim of the Budweiser.....just like a marguarita = red neck style 

Could be a loaf of bread next to that mustard?  I hate soggy bread.