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Topic: haiku corner  (Read 4730 times)

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bluekayak

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let there be haiku


bluekayak

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first rule is
this haiku corner has no rules
it can even rhyme as long as it's funny


mickfish

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Group IQ is inversely proportional to the size of the group.

A Steelhead always knows where he is going, but a Man seldom does.


SBD

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Haiku is Ukiah spelled backwards


LoletaEric

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Good morning, my friends. 

Do not forget the first rule:

Five, seven, five, Dude. 

 :smt001

(I will claim "dumbshit literati" status)    :smt003
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Jeffrm20

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I don’t need a pole
Or a boat to go fishing.
Just a case of beer.


bluekayak

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SBD


up Belk-Bell Valley

Aplenty Bahl Steinber Horn

on Beekinje Crick


ex-kayaker

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I dig haiku...hre's one from the day after elk diving.



A little 5-7-5 inspired by the ever graceful dives of manatee.

Man, I gots mad steez,



This time I use no Floateeeez



Surf, shmurf, I got theez






..........agarcia is just an ex-kayaker


jwsmith

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She bled out her salmon
Aboard her yak upon the sea
SOT shook & sashimi was she

B
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Judd
« Last Edit: February 21, 2009, 04:02:57 PM by jwsmith »


bluekayak

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Funabito no     
tama matsuru hi ya    
hagi no naka


Usagi

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Back from Aquan Sports
AOTY anglers smile
Catch ya on the sea!

(Nice seeing/meeting so many of you NCKA folks today!)  :smt004
You don't quit playing because you get old, you get old because you quit playing...


LoletaEric

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All top responses

Showing a special kinship

of Faith in the Heart.

 :smt001
I am a licensed guide.  DFW Guide ID:  1000124.   Let's do a trip together.

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Usagi

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You don't quit playing because you get old, you get old because you quit playing...


LoletaEric

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Quote from: Usagi - creator of wonders 8>}
:smt003



 :smt003 :smt003 :smt003

...and, Jeff, your creation rocks.   :smt001
I am a licensed guide.  DFW Guide ID:  1000124.   Let's do a trip together.

Loleta Eric's Guide Service

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http://www.loletaeric.com

Being an honorable sportsman is way more important than what you catch.


ravensblack

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              Invisible lines on an unmarked  ocean

              offer  me nothing but

              separation between myself and my church
"I always entertain great hope" Robert Frost