You guys aren't going to believe this...

"Place the Boner on a sturdy, flat working surface"   straight face optional at this point.

Not exactly true. It says the fish should be dead for six hours and thawed if previously frozen. It makes no mention of leaving it out to rot.

So, you don't want rotten fish but it is important to warm up the fish before trying to use the Boner.

Nobody likes a broken boner so if yours is dysfunctional, just send it in to receive a brand new Boner at no charge (but there is a nominal handling fee).

For 2009 they'll be offering a new electric Power Boner, the most effortless de-boner on the market.

I like the last part best, where they're all sitting around the campfire and Clem says to Larry "Where'd you get that wunder boner?"

I think maybe they were fishing Brokeback Pond....?

Dont wanna know what some redneck is thinking when looking at the "tubes of fish flesh with the skin still on". 

Boner? But I hardly know her! 

Hey fellas, check out my "man-boner"   

Boner? But I hardly know her! 

I've heard it before but I'm still nominating this as my favorite thus far.  Good stuff Al!

Michael

 

"Ok, who forgot to clean my boner...it still smells fishy!"

I am currently working on a NorCal saltwater version called the Rock Hard Boner...

It leaves NCKA.ORG stenciled on the post-boned meat. 

All is as it should be...