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Topic: late, no fish, no pics.......don't beat me up  (Read 799 times)

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ex-kayaker

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Ode to OP...

There once was a man named Pansie-ifico,
who had a case of the sniffles fo sho,
Art invited him to fish one day
but he exclaimed "I have a runny nose today and can't come out to play!"
Leaving the great Art G to fly solo.

At the launch it was a clear sunny day,
a rarity for the bay,
I set out on my yak,
on a southeast tack,
pulling a dodger and pissed that herring was 8 bucks a freakin tray!

5 miles and not even a freakin scratched bait for me,
could have something to do with the +80 boats in the 1 sq. mile vicinity,
Finally got a good takedown,
made it to surface and I seen brown,
But a headshake and sudden flee meant this butt was not to be.



Getting blue balled and playing bumper boats was fun but the fish got put down with all the traffic.....lots of boats still got fish but I bet its killer out there today.   
« Last Edit: April 20, 2009, 10:46:24 AM by agarcia »
..........agarcia is just an ex-kayaker


Sailfish

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Wow... a fishing poem!  NCKA's group has many many talents yet to be discoverred  :smt003  Thanks for the report but please don't forget to post some pictures next time  :smt001
"Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...it's about learning how to dance in the rain."


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You're slipping!  :smt044

Wait until you get my weekend report.

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ex-kayaker

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Wait until you get my weekend report.




If its got anything as cool as these charles manson pics then I can't wait!
« Last Edit: April 20, 2009, 11:59:22 AM by agarcia »
..........agarcia is just an ex-kayaker


LoletaEric

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I hate it when people use "LOL" all the time - that's probably why SC started using "hahaha" (yes, me and some of your other 'followers' saw that loud and clear, PK!   :smt005).  Well, this post has me ROFL!   :smt044

Great work, Art(ist).  Thanks for the chuckle - it was needed.   :smt001
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Interpretation = Poopt Mah Pants Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud


Bummer about the lost halibut Art....what a gaff-tease! After dryhumping it all the way to the surface and everything....
Photobucket Sucks!

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Wow! Herring for 8 Bucks?
That really sucks!

You got skunked, sorry to hear.
You shouldn't be surprised, you also can't spear.

At least you didn't hook your lip.
Or even gaff your hip!

So consider it a good day.
Even if your post was really kind of gay!
Rub-cifico


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..........agarcia is just an ex-kayaker


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"Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...it's about learning how to dance in the rain."


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You guys ROCK! :smt044

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I can't help it, this is too funny
I laugh so much, makes me want to p..  :smt044
« Last Edit: April 21, 2009, 03:16:05 PM by Sailfish »
"Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...it's about learning how to dance in the rain."


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Never a dull moment...  :smt003
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