No matter how bad it gets...

Right now I don't feel too bad I missed out on this trip!!   

Sean, you are a true renaissance man!!! May we all be inspired to reach your level of creativity.

badog

Wet kelp leafs work as well.

 Make real sure that kelp leaf you use does not have any hitchikers , especially like a small jelly fish , your freshness will be real short lived !

Sort of like using grass while deer hunting , grass can cut like a knife , although you won't know it for some time .