On the Lamb!!!!!!

My most common call is from the guys offering a great percentage rate on my credit cards.  I push 1 and speak to them, and they always go through the same script:  "Hello.  How are you doing today?"  "I see that you pressed one wishing to get a better percentage rate..."  "I see that you always make your payments on time and that you try to pay more than the minimum..."  "What is the balance you are carrying on all your cards?"  "Which card has the highest balance?"  "What's the expiration date?"  "In order to pull up your statement and tell you your most recent payment and balance, I need your credit card number that starts with..."

So they're ALWAYS trying to get the victim to actually read out their credit card number!  Obvious total scam - unless you're compromised/old/senile/dumb...

I go through all of their questions - slowly and with many little side diversions.  I eat their time.  When it comes to the credit card number, I give them this:

8    6    7    5    3    0    9 - then I ask them to repeat it back.  One out of every three or so gives it back really nicely, and then I sing, "Jenny, Jenny - who can I turn to?!"   

This often results in them calling me a C%$*sucking Motherf$^&%er and being told to go F*#$ myself.

Hahahahaha, I love this... Gonna use it next scam call!!!