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Topic: LAUGH and PUKE with MFN  (Read 1292 times)

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EWB

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I just read that one as well. Kirk is hilarious and a great writer!


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I almost :puke: threw up just imagining how it must have been like.  Fun read though.
I wouldn't go so far as to call a lingcod filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a lingcod's got personality. Personality goes a long way.


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Definitely NOT something to read before a meal.Great writing and LMFAO.  :smt044
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Another great article. He is a fantastic writer.
And he's also really good at playing a 2-string wooden log insturment, using a credit card and a flask for picks! I just saw an incredible video on youtube and it rocked.
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That was really funny Eric. I could have been one of those suckers that would
 have actually open their mouth for anything just to blend in.

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Eric this too funny. I love Kirk's attitude and humor. This story gave me a new start at 9pm. You can start your new 24 hours at any time.
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Love it!  :smt044  Thanks for posting that.
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That was outstanding!  It reminds me of some of the Patrick F. McManus sort of humor that I used to read in Outdoor Life.
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ahh reminds me of a Tiajuana street taco. Good times.


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Very descriptive  Had my stomach bunched up. Lesson learned
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And he's also really good at playing a 2-string wooden log instrument, using a credit card and a flask for picks!
Sin, you gotta try catch Rube Waddell show if you get a chance. Ill try and post when they are playing. they do a free show once a year they call "Live at Leeds" which they put on outside a shoestore in the Mission called Leeds  :smt005 :smt005.
Actually fishing with him is one of my fave things to do. I actually climb on a BP to do it.


 

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