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Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
« Reply #30 on: February 13, 2009, 07:52:58 am »
Austin Powers was an international man that loved everyone except the Dutch. Do we have any Dutch members? If so, was Gold Member a typical Dutch or was he an exception?

The only other question I have is, "are carnies a race"? 
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Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
« Reply #31 on: February 13, 2009, 09:21:09 am »
The only other question I have is, "are carnies a race"? 

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Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
« Reply #32 on: February 13, 2009, 09:28:43 am »
Do we have any Dutch members? If so, was Gold Member a typical Dutch or was he an exception?

100% Dutch blood here. Gold member was way off. Well he did have dutch looking shoes but we stopped wearing those about 200 years ago. One thing they did get right... we are freaky deeky!  :smt003

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Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
« Reply #33 on: February 13, 2009, 10:27:59 am »
Thanks Bill for keeping the peace ...

I don't post much. I enjoy most of what I read ... I am all for making fun of me lol ... But I don't want to offend the brother of the Asian persuasion. Intentional racist remarks should never be tolerated. We all share a common love and passion. This kind of resource for local fisherman is rare and I for one am thankful to all members and to you Bill for you work ...                                             

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Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
« Reply #34 on: February 13, 2009, 10:41:21 am »
les, I've been looking for you!!
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Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
« Reply #35 on: February 13, 2009, 10:50:54 am »
I have a dutch friend, yes she is strange...but in a mostly good way...it doesn't helop that she's from IOWA either  ;)  (Missouri boy here(and German too boot))

"are carnies a race?"
yes, they most certainly are.  I think carnies in the US are like gypsies (Roma) in Europe.  not well understood, strange and happy to be left alone, except when they can finagle you out of a few bucks on the ball toss...

my wife lost a few classmates in high school to the carnival...I'm sure they have lived a more exciting (and difficult) life than I can ever imagine....
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Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
« Reply #36 on: February 13, 2009, 11:10:40 am »
ban Mooch!
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Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
« Reply #37 on: February 13, 2009, 11:48:57 am »
Bill, you were right on with the ban.  It can be difficult to determine sometimes, when someone is just playing with borderline comments, whether its malicious or just in good fun.  Online, its best to remember your mom could be reading what you post.  SO keep it PG. 

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Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
« Reply #38 on: February 13, 2009, 11:51:08 am »
ban Mooch!


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Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
« Reply #39 on: February 13, 2009, 11:53:10 am »
we dont need to ban mooch he's too busy SUPing and chasing women on harmony
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Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
« Reply #40 on: February 13, 2009, 12:20:17 pm »
Quote from: leshigashi
....We all share a common love and passion. This kind of resource for local fisherman is rare and I for one am thankful to all members and to you Bill for you work ...

Well said. Only 9 posts - few but well-chosen words. Complete opposite from the banned person, who made it to a whopping 20 posts - almost all completely negative & insulting.

The responses on this thread show what NCKA is about. The light-hearted quips about one's own race/ethnicity/background turns a negative situation around - it also shows the diversity (cliche as it may sound) of the folks here. People who can joke about themselves are generally more secure with who they are. Adults know when they're crossing the line into making vitriolic racist statements.

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100% Dutch blood here. Gold member was way off. Well he did have dutch looking shoes but we stopped wearing those about 200 years ago. One thing they did get right... we are freaky deeky!  :smt003

Oh, the Dutch...The don't call it the NETHERlands for nothing! 

I have some Dutch blood...and German, French, Corsican, Scottish, Irish, Welsh, etc, etc, etc. Yea, I'm a Euro-mutt, white, "melanin-challenged" - can't even get a tan. Family name on father's side can be traced back to Revolutionary days in the US but that's the extent of my knowledge. Both my parents grew up right here in Oakland.

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But if anyone ever says I'm a bastard, well they are right. :smt044
I knew it!

OK, one last thing. This goes out to the HAC and all the Asian NCKA'ers out there - you've got to see this!
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Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
« Reply #41 on: February 13, 2009, 12:46:54 pm »
Quote from: leshigashi
....We all share a common love and passion. This kind of resource for local fisherman is rare and I for one am thankful to all members and to you Bill for you work ...

Well said. Only 9 posts - few but well-chosen words. Complete opposite from the banned person, who made it to a whopping 20 posts - almost all completely negative & insulting.

The responses on this thread show what NCKA is about. The light-hearted quips about one's own race/ethnicity/background turns a negative situation around - it also shows the diversity (cliche as it may sound) of the folks here. People who can joke about themselves are generally more secure with who they are. Adults know when they're crossing the line into making vitriolic racist statements.

Quote from: Zee
100% Dutch blood here. Gold member was way off. Well he did have dutch looking shoes but we stopped wearing those about 200 years ago. One thing they did get right... we are freaky deeky!  :smt003

Oh, the Dutch...The don't call it the NETHERlands for nothing! 

I have some Dutch blood...and German, French, Corsican, Scottish, Irish, Welsh, etc, etc, etc. Yea, I'm a Euro-mutt, white, "melanin-challenged" - can't even get a tan. Family name on father's side can be traced back to Revolutionary days in the US but that's the extent of my knowledge. Both my parents grew up right here in Oakland.

Quote from: ravensblack
But if anyone ever says I'm a bastard, well they are right. :smt044
I knew it!

OK, one last thing. This goes out to the HAC and all the Asian NCKA'ers out there - you've got to see this!
Listen to the lyrics.


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Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
« Reply #42 on: February 13, 2009, 12:52:35 pm »
Do we have any Dutch members? If so, was Gold Member a typical Dutch or was he an exception?

100% Dutch blood here. Gold member was way off. Well he did have dutch looking shoes but we stopped wearing those about 200 years ago. One thing they did get right... we are freaky deeky!  :smt003




Translation? I think I heard sucka and mf'a but nothing else  :smt001








Since we're throwing around AP quotes we may as well add the most obvious.


There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.
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Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
« Reply #43 on: February 13, 2009, 01:09:14 pm »
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That video was funny. It was hard to concentrate on what he was rapping about cuz I was to busy staring at that hot chic. Damn she's fine.

Be careful, man, she's probably no more than 15 yrs old!  :smt005

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Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
« Reply #44 on: February 13, 2009, 01:38:41 pm »

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