UFO (Unidentified Fishing Object)

It’s a slick little watercraft.  You guys probably wouldn’t have a whole lotta use for it but for small water bass fishing it looks like it’ll get the job done.  With the ability to stand up comfortably and  operate a trolling motor at your side it’s like being able to fish the bow on your own bass boat.....without the cost  boat.  Having options isn’t a bad thing.

That bass in the photo sure looked more like a Tuna and if you can catch that in a back water lake I’ll shut up about the goofy looking plastic wok!

If reading comprehension wasn't my strong suit I'd just keep my mouth shut period.  Clearly the point of my post was that it has its merits, I don't think anyone with half a brain thought I was talking about the marketing pics on the cabelas site. 

So I'm clear.....if you fish bass (this is a non cabelas photo reference, it simply implies that if you happen to be a fisherman that likes to pursue largemouth bass), then this may be a viable option cause it replicates the experience of being on the bow of a bass boat (in bass fishing you're standing all day, it gives you a good line of sight, allows you to target cast easily and you can have a trolling motor at your side for convenient maneuvering). 

Let me know if you didn't understand that, I can scratch up some crayons and draw you a picture.

Oh I understood that the first time, guess I should have captioned my point for you “ marketing F’ing retards” cuz ya, they got a pond doughnut off shore and are retarded enough to think the general public (at least the cavemen) actually believe this things going to produce fish like that without a mother shop and flicks of young skinny uneducated baking girls will want to go fishing if you buy one. 

Edit: We don’t watch regular television in our house mostly because the the majority of comercialls imply that this country is full of idiots that believe everything the comercialls tell you, when they really just want one thing..... your money!

As much as I'd like to make fun of this, I do think it does have a place on the water.  Heck, I would use it go after sturgeon.  Ya, maybe that's what I need to change my luck.  A doughnut and the right spot ... lol ...


And wow .... check out at about 9.45 ...

As much as I'd like to make fun of this, I do think it does have a place on the water.  Heck, I would use it go after sturgeon.  Ya, maybe that's what I need to change my luck.  A doughnut and the right spot ... lol ...

There’s a few back water lakes here that thing would work on.... but not at that price! My two Natives and Big Tuna work just fine, plus I have a float tube gathering dust if I’m feeling a little “Crispy Cream” 

Yeah I don’t think that marketing stunt was meant to fool people into thinking they’d be slaying tuna on it anymore than this one was meant to trick the fishing T Rex market into thinking they’d be out there driving trucks and slaying swamp donkeys.