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Topic: And the “Idiot of the year” award goes to....  (Read 2193 times)

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MolonLabe916

  • Salmon
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  • Knowledge is Power.
  • Location: Rancho Cordova, ca
  • Date Registered: Jan 2016
  • Posts: 253
THIS GUY!!!!

It’s all fun and games till someone’s wiener gets stuck!!! AHAHAHA!!!



https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/hawaii-scuba-diver-hospitalized-after-his-penis-gets-stuck-in-giant-clam/
Joe Mag. Green/black WS Radar 135.

"Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
Mark Twain

www.Freediveshop.com


  • Cabeza de Martillo
  • Location: Costa de Oro, BCS
  • Date Registered: Jan 2011
  • Posts: 7705
Pronounced in Spanish  ka·be·za de mar·t·yo
Translates to Hammerhead in English for my Gringo amigos.
....and yes that's me with a 6ft. green moray in the avatar.

"Spearos before Hos" - Silent Hunter

"Give your son a fish and you'll feed him for a day.
Teach him how to spearfish and he'll feed you for a lifetime" - Cabeza de Martillo

Proud Papa of ...........
2018 JAOTY Lucas aka Baja Ninja
2018 JDOTY Noah aka Silent Hunter


  • Napa Fisherman
  • Location: Napa, California
  • Date Registered: Sep 2015
  • Posts: 545
hey sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do  :compress:


RBark

  • Shark Week every week I am OTW
  • Sea Lion
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  • That Deaf Guy
  • Location: United States
  • Date Registered: May 2014
  • Posts: 1724
Only once in my life have I been that desperate. That was a dark, dark day.
Thresher in avatar and Soupfin Shark in signature both caught and pic taken by me.
3rd place Kayak Connection Derby, 2014
45th place / 423 pts / 3 Species - AOTY 2014 (nowhere to go but up!)
30th place / 1132.25 pts / 7 Species - AOTY 2015 (moving up a little!)

Always looking for new people to fish with!



E Kayaker

  • Sea Lion
  • ****
  • Location: Vacaville
  • Date Registered: Sep 2010
  • Posts: 4649
http://www.norcalkayakanglers.com/index.php?topic=42846.msg470404#msg470404

The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope.  ~John Buchan


gelbyak

  • Salmon
  • ***
  • Location: San Jose
  • Date Registered: May 2007
  • Posts: 256
So is the clam real or not? Where can one find it? Asking for a friend...


DRT Yakbah

  • Salmon
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  • Location: Napa, California
  • Date Registered: Jan 2018
  • Posts: 502
Wrong type of clam buddy!


SlackedTide

  • Sea Lion
  • ****
  • Location: Weekdays a Prius, Weekends a Revo
  • Date Registered: May 2014
  • Posts: 2482
Clam won that battle LMFAO :smt005
2014 Hobie Revo 13
2011 Hobie Outback - bye bye
1997 Tracker 17 Deep V<--- Money Pit


When you look outside the window, and all you see is fishing. True Story.


NowhereMan

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  • Location: Lexington Hills (Santa Clara County)
  • Date Registered: Aug 2011
  • Posts: 12970
If it’s on the internet it must be true.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/was-scuba-diver-hospitalized-clam/

But we all so want it to be true, and that should count for something...
I don't like stuff that sucks.
    --- Butt-Head


E Kayaker

  • Sea Lion
  • ****
  • Location: Vacaville
  • Date Registered: Sep 2010
  • Posts: 4649
If it’s on the internet it must be true.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/was-scuba-diver-hospitalized-clam/

But we all so want it to be true, and that should count for something...
I know what you mean. I guess that’s why people believed Hillary was running a child sex ring in a pizza shop and Trump is a Russia colluding stooge. We will believe anything if it fits our expectations.
http://www.norcalkayakanglers.com/index.php?topic=42846.msg470404#msg470404

The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope.  ~John Buchan


scottymeboy

  • Sea Lion
  • ****
  • Location: Santa Rosa
  • Date Registered: Oct 2013
  • Posts: 1830
What a DUMB ASS!!!
2014 Crabfest - 1st Place -Rock Crab Division
2014 Fall Classic - 1st Place


2019 Hobie Outback
2014 RTM Abaco 420


ex-kayaker

  • mara pescador
  • Sea Lion
  • ****
  • Location: San Jose
  • Date Registered: Dec 2004
  • Posts: 7083
If it’s on the internet it must be true.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/was-scuba-diver-hospitalized-clam/



....buzzkill  :smt005

I figured it wasn't real after looking at some of the other stories..... couple hospitalized after man gets head stuck in wifes vagina.......thats olympic level cunnilingus, surely not a realistic feat for a couple not engaged in the adult entertainment industry.  Fake news  :smt002
..........agarcia is just an ex-kayaker


Califbill

  • Salmon
  • ***
  • Date Registered: Oct 2008
  • Posts: 482
I do not think they have giant clams in Hawaii.   When we were in Tahiti we were told never put your hand or finger in a giant clam.  The edges are razor sharp and will remove the body part.   But, the clams are really neat.   Bright neon colors flesh around the opening.


Fisherman X

  • Sea Lion
  • ****
  • Going to the ocean is going home
  • Location: Mendo Locos
  • Date Registered: Sep 2007
  • Posts: 8095
Is winter coming early this year?
-Success is living the life you want-
Joel ><>

-You’re just gonna shoot the first perch you see CdM


CGN-38

  • Del Valle Storm Trooper
  • Sea Lion
  • ****
  • Survivor Del Valle FnC 09'
  • Location: Felton, CA. (In the Redwoods)
  • Date Registered: Mar 2005
  • Posts: 3652
 :smt006 :smt044
  "Did it on a dare"  WTF did this looser think was gonna happen?  He's lucky the clam wasn't impressed with him otherwise he could have ran out of air!  There is absolutely nothing about a 3 foot clam (That could probably easily crush bone to pulp) that would make me remotely consider, even think about sticking any part of my anatomy much less family jewels in it!   :smt044


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