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Topic: nobody wants to touch it  (Read 26829 times)

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masterandahound

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Jonathan Pie's take:

"I'd personally vote for Lucifer over Trump"



This should be mandatory viewing.
Knocked that one out of the park. 100% correct.
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oldfart

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Jonathan Pie's take:

"I'd personally vote for Lucifer over Trump"



This should be mandatory viewing.

Couldn't get past the person's obvious point that "fuck" or derivatives thereof is the universal adjective and it must be said at least twice with emphasis every sentance to communicate efficively.
Stopped watching soon after starting.
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On behalf of tappatalk users I propose that we ban Bushy. For those not familiar with tappatalk, the app shows a preview of the thread and displays the last image posted......the last image posted in this thread was half a bunch of half naked men posted by bushy. I will not stand for this horrible objectification of shirtless men.  Those poor souls should not be victimized by you mansogynists.

To save the eyes and reputations of tappatalk users the world over here's a pic of a pro-women anti -misogynistic feminist on the campaign HRC.





Damn....I officially hate tapatalk.....photos not working.......ban it too :(

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ravensblack

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Do You Know Someone Suffering From Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder (TARD)? Know the Signs, Spot the Symptoms, Save a Life

Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time. Sufferers of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, uncontrollable crying, suicidal ideation, and extreme butthurt.

Signs and Symptoms:

People with Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again. Individual sufferers often display signs of paranoia and delusion; in acute cases psychotic episodes have been observed. Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is different from being upset about the results of the 2016 presidential election; People with TARD are unwilling or unable to accept reality, despite irrefutable evidence.

According to the DSM-V, individuals with TARD exhibit most or all of the following symptoms:

Telling others they are moving to Canada
Fixated on fantasies about the Electoral College
Protesting an election no credible source contests the outcome of
Exclamations that “Someone” should do “Something”
Sudden weight gain
Acute change in demeanor from pompous and arrogant to fearful and combative
Claim that anyone who disagrees with them is some combination of Racist, Sexist, Bigoted, Homophobic, and Actually Hitler

Causes and Mechanisms:

Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder was directly caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.

Research is ongoing, but TARD appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors:

Membership in the Democratic party
Identifying as a Feminist
Currently enrolled in college, and/or
Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree
Cuckoldry
Living in a densely populated metropolitan area
Massive student debt
Spotty or non-existent work history
Hipsterism

Diagnosis:

Diagnosis of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is straightforward. Ask the patient if Donald Trump is going to be the Next President of the United States of America. Some patients will become agitated, and may attempt to deflect. It’s critical you press them on the issue, even if they start babbling about ‘muh triggers’. A sufferer of TARD will begin to ramble incoherently, often displaying three or more of the symptoms within a short period of time.

Co- morbidity:

A diagnosis of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is highly comorbid with Paraphilic Infantilism, Emotional Eating, Autism Spectrum, Bush Derangement Syndrome, and adult bed wetting.

Treatment:

The only known effective treatment is exposure therapy. The patient must be repeatedly exposed to reality, and should wear a Make America Great Again hat as long as they are able to tolerate it. Each exposure should increase in length, after a week the patient should be encouraged to be seen in public wearing the MAGA hat. Coach the patient to refer to Donald Trump as President-Elect Trump.

Patients with TARD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.

If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TARD, urge them to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again!


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Jonathan Pie's take:

"I'd personally vote for Lucifer over Trump"



This should be mandatory viewing.

Couldn't get past the person's obvious point that "fuck" or derivatives thereof is the universal adjective and it must be said at least twice with emphasis every sentance to communicate efficively.
Stopped watching soon after starting.

Someone said something you didn't like.  You were triggered.  You went to your safe space.  Nothing wrong with that.

If you ever change your mind it is worth a listen.  If not, no worries.
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Tsuri

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On behalf of tappatalk users I propose that we ban Bushy. For those not familiar with tappatalk, the app shows a preview of the thread and displays the last image posted......the last image posted in this thread was half a bunch of half naked men posted by bushy. I will not stand for this horrible objectification of shirtless men.  Those poor souls should not be victimized by you mansogynists.

To save the eyes and reputations of tappatalk users the world over here's a pic of a pro-women anti -misogynistic feminist on the campaign HRC.





Damn....I officially hate tapatalk.....photos not working.......ban it too :(

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Dang you fixed it for us Tapatalk users, now we have a fish in a chicken smoking a cigarette.... guess it's an improvement.

Thanks!
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Yeah....since HRC is all about women's equality I wanted throw some non misogynistic pics of  ....j-lo shakin it for HRC or Madonna literally offerring sexual favors for votes etc but the pics wouldn't load.

I found this one amusing however :)





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Eddie

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Jonathan Pie's take:

"I'd personally vote for Lucifer over Trump"



This should be mandatory viewing.

Couldn't get past the person's obvious point that "fuck" or derivatives thereof is the universal adjective and it must be said at least twice with emphasis every sentance to communicate efficively.
Stopped watching soon after starting.

Someone said something you didn't like.  You were triggered.  You went to your safe space.  Nothing wrong with that.

If you ever change your mind it is worth a listen.  If not, no worries.
I did agree with his rant and am still putting together some talking points for the confused of Marin County less the ignorant high school walkout protests..............Marin will be numb for quite awhile but I remind them that 420 might bring some relief, as vodka to the Russians as a communist consolation prize. :smt006
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Just a few contradictions  to add to the controversy...
Sometimes the fish isn't the only prize.
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Nothing ignorant about high schoolers voicing their opinions bro.
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I'm proud of all the students who have stood up to protest. All of these students are future voters. Rock on!


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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.

I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center.

People aren’t supposed to look back. I’m certainly not going to do it anymore.”
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crash

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made ME money too



You get trump at 50:1 last winter or something?
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trianglelaguna

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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.

I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center.

People aren’t supposed to look back. I’m certainly not going to do it anymore.”
― Kurt Vonnegut


crash

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"SCIENCE SUCKS" - bmb