The Russian

If you were a bird.

You need to type the punch line upside down in the bottom right hand corner. 

Let me guess....pinky finger me like a Cabezon? 

couple of months ago i did a 6 miles trip down from Guerneville, and it was absolutely fantastic. Partially b/c i did it with my kid and b/c of this i did not go all the way down.. anyways, it was gorgeous and i'm looking forward to do it again next year. and then maybe with younger kid

The Russian: It's officially closed due to "Low Flow Restrictions" Oct 1 thru Apr 30th unless flows get above 300cfs. FYI
No more smallie fishing

VLATAPUSS!

If you only knew what text says ...

Oh, is there a place to camp on the river?

I believe I read that any of the sand bars can be used along the river.  I don't think it said specifically that you could camp on them but rather anyone could pull up on them.  I'm sure some of the landowners along the river would give you a hard time but I believe you'd be legal.

The Russian: It's officially closed due to "Low Flow Restrictions" Oct 1 thru Apr 30th unless flows get above 300cfs. FYI
No more smallie fishing

     Ugh!!! That sucks balls!!!!!!!! Mike said it was red hot last night. this new low flow closures will make flyfishing on the russian more interesting.

Yea damn last night was insane the East Fork is just below H-Town right? 
 I bet all the FF Guys are pissed but they have been abusing it for Years. Guess it's time to take the hooks off and go anyway 

So I can't go catch squawfish for my eagle?

Nope I was trying to catch some for you last night but the smallies were just to aggressive. Lake Mendo has some squaw

So I can't go catch squawfish for my eagle?

I just reread that in Napoleon Dynamite's voice and blew milk out me nose.  

Did get a nice shower at the ranch in Cloverdale. Saw a couple guys stopped by DFG at the gyserville