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Make sure that Big Jim is on all of your group texts.  He likes em.

Be sure to include FM1, he loves those

This is how they feel... 

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By the way good to see you at HMB last sunday...

are you sure that's me? i was out there saturday but not sunday

SShHhhhhhhhhhh  Darius is going to the secret spot at BH..

Hi I'm interested in fishing Bean Hollow State Beach.. can you answer the following questions for me?

1. Does this beach have sand?
2. Does the beach have rocks?
3. Does the beach go to the ocean or to the lakes?
4. Is the ocean salty?
5. Are there fish in it?
6. Are there big fish in it?
7. Are the big fish sharks?
8. What do I do if I get attacked by a shark?
9. What do I do if I get eaten by a shark?
10. Do hobies attract sharks?
11. Do sharks attract hobies?
12. Do I need wheels to go down this beach?
13. Would these wheels work on the beach?  http://www.orsracksdirect.com/malone-nomad-kayak-cart-canoe-cart-mpg503.html
14. Would these wheels work on the beach? https://www.austinkayak.com/products/3751/C-Tug-Kayak-Cart.html
15. Would these wheels work on the beach? Link
16. Do I need a lifejacket?
17. Do I need a whistle?
18. Should I carry flares?
19. Do I need to use a red/green light if I'm fishing in the dark?
20. What is dharmic law?
21. Can I bring my 9' pet boa to the beach?
22. What safety gears?
23. Are there kokanee at this beach?
24. What gears to use catch kokanee?
25. Should I bring my revo or my outback?
26. What rod and reel should I purchase?
27. What is a good 30lb class rod and reel combo for bluefin tuna off a kayak?
28. How to tell difference between canary and vermillion?
29. What fishfinder should I use?
30. Does lowrance make good fishfinders?
31. Why does no one use the term WAF anymore? Did everyone get divorced?
32. Why is that guy Pablito such a jerk?

Thanks in advance.

Hi I'm interested in fishing Bean Hollow State Beach.. can you answer the following questions for me?

1. Does this beach have sand?
2. Does the beach have rocks?
3. Does the beach go to the ocean or to the lakes?
4. Is the ocean salty?
5. Are there fish in it?
6. Are there big fish in it?
7. Are the big fish sharks?
8. What do I do if I get attacked by a shark?
9. What do I do if I get eaten by a shark?
10. Do hobies attract sharks?
11. Do sharks attract hobies?
12. Do I need wheels to go down this beach?
13. Would these wheels work on the beach?  http://www.orsracksdirect.com/malone-nomad-kayak-cart-canoe-cart-mpg503.html
14. Would these wheels work on the beach? https://www.austinkayak.com/products/3751/C-Tug-Kayak-Cart.html
15. Would these wheels work on the beach? http://www.onlyliftedtrucks.com/3947-2015-jeep-wrangler-unlimited-sahara-lifted/details.html
16. Do I need a lifejacket?
17. Do I need a whistle?
18. Should I carry flares?
19. Do I need to use a red/green light if I'm fishing in the dark?
20. What is dharmic law?
21. Can I bring my 9' pet boa to the beach?
22. What safety gears?
23. Are there kokanee at this beach?
24. What gears to use catch kokanee?
25. Should I bring my revo or my outback?
26. What rod and reel should I purchase?
27. What is a good 30lb class rod and reel combo for bluefin tuna off a kayak?
28. How to tell difference between canary and vermillion?
29. What fishfinder should I use?
30. Does lowrance make good fishfinders?
31. Why does no one use the term WAF anymore? Did everyone get divorced?
32. Why is that guy Pablito such a jerk?

Thanks in advance.

Now that's comedy!

You should do this on SC and HMB since the occurances and sightings are more frequent than where I'm going  

Cause you're an easy target 
Did you even think you were going to get away with posting this without being messed with 
If so you have a worse memory than Sonny 

Mods please leave this posted 

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Ben you're killing me Mods please let this thread live! I nominate it for post of the month!

Hi I'm interested in fishing Bean Hollow State Beach.. can you answer the following questions for me?

1. Does this beach have sand?
2. Does the beach have rocks?
3. Does the beach go to the ocean or to the lakes?
4. Is the ocean salty?
5. Are there fish in it?
6. Are there big fish in it?
7. Are the big fish sharks?
8. What do I do if I get attacked by a shark?
9. What do I do if I get eaten by a shark?
10. Do hobies attract sharks?
11. Do sharks attract hobies?
12. Do I need wheels to go down this beach?
13. Would these wheels work on the beach?  http://www.orsracksdirect.com/malone-nomad-kayak-cart-canoe-cart-mpg503.html
14. Would these wheels work on the beach? https://www.austinkayak.com/products/3751/C-Tug-Kayak-Cart.html
15. Would these wheels work on the beach? Link
16. Do I need a lifejacket?
17. Do I need a whistle?
18. Should I carry flares?
19. Do I need to use a red/green light if I'm fishing in the dark?
20. What is dharmic law?
21. Can I bring my 9' pet boa to the beach?
22. What safety gears?
23. Are there kokanee at this beach?
24. What gears to use catch kokanee?
25. Should I bring my revo or my outback?
26. What rod and reel should I purchase?
27. What is a good 30lb class rod and reel combo for bluefin tuna off a kayak?
28. How to tell difference between canary and vermillion?
29. What fishfinder should I use?
30. Does lowrance make good fishfinders?
31. Why does no one use the term WAF anymore? Did everyone get divorced?
32. Why is that guy Pablito such a jerk?

Thanks in advance.

someone sticky this!

33.  Do I need to shave my chest to catch fish too?
34.  Does Bill even fish anymore?

And you said balut was good for you......