Your 2015 San Francisco Giants

I heard a voodoo witch down in the Mission put a curse on the Dodgers. 

Yes she did. Her name Consuela. She is from EL Salvador originally but has lived at 24th and mission for over 25 years. She is a die hard fan with season tickets on the second deck behind first base. She sells pupusas out of a push cart in the mission and has seven daughters who are all super-fine.
She is a real deal high priestess. I once dated her eldest daughter Vanessa who's heart i broke by backing out of our engagement to date another girl. I haven't landed a salmon since.

Frickin Hillarious dude.I almost puked my coffee.

  awesome follow up Jack. Laughed my ass off.

Tough break about the salmon...

Bwaaaahahahahahahah NO SALMON FOR YOUZ YOU CHEATIN BTARD!!!!

Chris Heston throws a no hitter against the Mets 5-0!
Go Giants!

This just never gets old. Keep it up boys. Dodgers got a target on their back

-FF

Just another night of the Giants beating up on the dodgers
Giants win!

This is all I've got for ya.

And sadly for you it wasn't enough. .....once again in la the Giants pummel the dodgers 6-2
Giants win!

I heard a voodoo witch down in the Mission put a curse on the Dodgers. 

Yes she did. Her name Consuela. She is from EL Salvador originally but has lived at 24th and mission for over 25 years. She is a die hard fan with season tickets on the second deck behind first base. She sells pupusas out of a push cart in the mission and has seven daughters who are all super-fine.
She is a real deal high priestess. I once dated her eldest daughter Vanessa who's heart i broke by backing out of our engagement to date another girl. I haven't landed a salmon since.

Frickin Hillarious dude.I almost puked my coffee.

  you're one funny MF sometimes 
I think Consuela put a curse on you too....

That's really great Vic!

Greinke to Arizona? What is the world coming to? CRAP!!!!!

May be better in the long run. He's away from LA,  and despite being in the division, just maxed out the budget of another division rival this year. Great pitcher, but I dont know that I'd want to be on the hook for $35M when he's 36. The DBacks needed him way more than SF and LA. The Giants need two middle of the rotation arms and as many as two outfielders. $35M will land you two of those needs for sure.

Now that Greinke signed elsewhere, the real arms race in the west will begin as the Dodgers and Giants fight over what's left. Johnny Cueto is chomping at the bit now.

We don't want Cueto....

We don't want Cueto....

Amen.

Would have liked to see Zimmerman but he went to the Tigers.  Bringing back Leake as a 3rd starter would be good.  The problem is that we need a number 2 also.