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Topic: Base Jump FAIL  (Read 917 times)

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fishkraft

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You know what works 100% of the time to fix that problem? Yeah you don't fish from a kayak in the F*CKING OPEN OCEAN. I see idiots like this and I get amazed that, with the 15 IQ points they are displaying, they didn't succumb to the overwhelming urge to ACTUALLY go play in traffic long enough to reach "adulthood" then I get extremely pissed off that they lived long enough to waste the time of all of the firefighters and ambulance drivers and EMT's and life flight pilots that have to run to save these a-holes who KAYAK IN THE F*CKING OCEAN!! I mean comeon!! Isn't that the utter archetype of criminally stupid behavior that we all grew up with?? How many times have we heard "if your friends all jumped off a cliff?" as an example of THE most stupid f*cking thing you could ever do in your life, yet we glorify these f*cktards with fancy sound tracks and "gee hope you get better" comments!?!? You jumped on a KAYAK and went out in the F*CKING OCEAN, what did you f*cking expect, you blithering idiot.... Where is the facepalm emoticon for god's sakes??

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Did your mother ever say "so if all of your friends are fishing in the ocean, would you go fish in the ocean too?" (I don't think so..) :smt003 utterly different level of risk.
Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.


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You know what works 100% of the time to fix that problem? Yeah you don't fish from a kayak in the F*CKING OPEN OCEAN. I see idiots like this and I get amazed that, with the 15 IQ points they are displaying, they didn't succumb to the overwhelming urge to ACTUALLY go play in traffic long enough to reach "adulthood" then I get extremely pissed off that they lived long enough to waste the time of all of the firefighters and ambulance drivers and EMT's and life flight pilots that have to run to save these a-holes who KAYAK IN THE F*CKING OCEAN!! I mean comeon!! Isn't that the utter archetype of criminally stupid behavior that we all grew up with?? How many times have we heard "if your friends all jumped off a cliff?" as an example of THE most stupid f*cking thing you could ever do in your life, yet we glorify these f*cktards with fancy sound tracks and "gee hope you get better" comments!?!? You jumped on a KAYAK and went out in the F*CKING OCEAN, what did you f*cking expect, you blithering idiot.... Where is the facepalm emoticon for god's sakes??

jussayin  :smt044

Please, please, PLEASE Lord! No more crows!!!!


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fishkraft

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You know what works 100% of the time to fix that problem? Yeah you don't fish from a kayak in the F*CKING OPEN OCEAN. I see idiots like this and I get amazed that, with the 15 IQ points they are displaying, they didn't succumb to the overwhelming urge to ACTUALLY go play in traffic long enough to reach "adulthood" then I get extremely pissed off that they lived long enough to waste the time of all of the firefighters and ambulance drivers and EMT's and life flight pilots that have to run to save these a-holes who KAYAK IN THE F*CKING OCEAN!! I mean comeon!! Isn't that the utter archetype of criminally stupid behavior that we all grew up with?? How many times have we heard "if your friends all jumped off a cliff?" as an example of THE most stupid f*cking thing you could ever do in your life, yet we glorify these f*cktards with fancy sound tracks and "gee hope you get better" comments!?!? You jumped on a KAYAK and went out in the F*CKING OCEAN, what did you f*cking expect, you blithering idiot.... Where is the facepalm emoticon for god's sakes??

jussayin  :smt044

Please, please, PLEASE Lord! No more crows!!!!


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LOL! oh gawd no! I take it back, I take it all back. Just funnin' around.
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Lmao.... Good point though Fishcraft. Pretty much everyone I know, thinks floating around on a chunk of thin plastic, in the deep blue sea, is utterly insane!


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I think base jumping is incredible.
I can only imagine the adrenaline rush.
I don't care what the sport, someone will somehow get hurt doing it.
Some are more dangerous than others, granted, but if that's what gives that individual their kick, then so be it.
If I didn't have so many other interests, I would definitely do it.
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