This gave me some ideas

Wow this changed my thinking about my next camper/truck.  I like the halfway bed, so you can swing your feet down and not have to do the caterpillar crawl to get out. 

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Yeah, that is pretty darn cool!!!

The 1/2 way bed is cool........if you'll always be sleeping alone.
Bring the wife along and it doesn't fly all that well.

Now if this guy was MY age, he would have figured out how to plumb it too, so you don't have to leave the truck in the middle of the night to take a leak,,, just sayin..

 How about a piss Jar or something that could hold your piss!!!

How about a piss Jar or something that could hold your piss!!!

+1
I remember when I broke my leg and the hospital sent me home with a really nice pee bottle. Now I use the Nalgene 32oz bottle......wide opening of course!

Gatorade bottle works too.....just don't get it mixed up later!

 

  +1 on the Gatorade bottles!

Yeah but you got to EMPTY bottles, I was thinking something like a beer bong, drilled through the bed of the truck, or maybe go full astronaut and get one of those old dentist steel spit-sinks, hooked up to a shop vac without a canister on it! Think big fellas! Think big!!

   I flew on an old DC 3   years ago into Mulege,  Mexico.   Primative accomodations.   Bench seats, etc,,, but the part I remember most was the urinal just had a cheap plastic funnel  with a hose stubbed out the hull...    " Look Out people, that's not rain"   

Yeah but you got to EMPTY bottles, I was thinking something like a beer bong, drilled through the bed of the truck, or maybe go full astronaut and get one of those old dentist steel spit-sinks, hooked up to a shop vac without a canister on it! Think big fellas! Think big!!

Shop vac hooked up to it, ok T.M.I. man.  We did not need to know that much about you and your shop vac peeing vessel thingy.

Shop vac hooked up to it, ok T.M.I. man.  We did not need to know that much about you and your shop vac peeing vessel thingy.

Naw I'm thinkin, if you got a powerful ENOUGH shop vac, you could just kick-start it, and pee in the general direction of the vacuum, (it would have to be powerful enough to suck small birds and bats out of the air,) then it would force feed that urine into a stream that shot out of the side of the truck at 200PSI, I mean sure, it would be inconvenient in campgrounds, but if you were camping out in the wilds, and a bear tried to mark it's territory by peeing and BAM! with one button you coat the entire bear and everything downwind for 200 yards with YOUR "scent?!?!" HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!?!? I gotta go to the patent office..

Remind me to never camp within a few hundred yards of YOU.  This is kind of like plumbing a washdown pump to your black water tank.

Remind me to never camp within a few hundred yards of YOU.  This is kind of like plumbing a washdown pump to your black water tank.

Yeah you're right, I need to work some blackpowder into this somewhere don't I??