FUNNY STUFF......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A man in Soviet Russia, a former country infamous for its entrenched bureaucracy and slow processes, walks into a car showroom. After choosing a car, he makes the payment and asks when the delivery will be made.

“After ten years,” the cashier replies, nonchalantly.

“Morning or afternoon?” the customer is quick to ask.

The cashier, flummoxed, says, “Ten years from now, morning or afternoon, what difference will it make?”


“Well, the plumber is expected in the afternoon.”