FUNNY STUFF......

 

Sooo…

So the missionary is walking about the Indian village with the tribes Chief, and teaching him English.
They pass a dog. The missionary points at the animal.
Dog, he says.
The chief nods. Dog.
They come to a cooking fire, and the missionary points at it.
Fire, he says.
Fire, the chief replies.
As they round a teepee, they see, lying in the bushes, a naked couple making love.
The missionary, embarrassed, fumbles for words.
Unable to bring himself to talk about sex, he says:
UM...Man...Uh...riding bicycle...
Whereupon the chief pulls an arrow from his quiver, nocks it in his bow, draws, and lets fly.
The arrow hits the man in the back of the head, killing him instantly.
Stunned, the missionary says, Wh-what did you do that for?
The chief replies,
MAN RIDING MY BICYCLE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Probability humor

Should have been a manatee. :}