FUNNY STUFF......

One day, Frank and Bob were out fishing.
A funeral service passes over the bridge they’re
fishing by, and Bob takes off his hat and puts it
over his heart. He does this until the funeral service
passes by. Frank said, “Gee Bob, I didn’t know
you had it in you!” Bob replied, “It’s the least
I could do. After all, I was married to her
for 40 years.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered
into the hole and a loud voice from above said, “There are no fish down there.” He walked
several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice
said, “There’s no fish down there.” He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another
hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there.” He looked up into the sky and
asked, “God, is that you?” “No, you idiot,” the voice said, “it’s the rink manager.”