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Topic: Now the wife can do everything you can do...  (Read 1491 times)

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surfingdude

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If you get one for your better half she will use it...or not.....


Chadrock

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Great idea. I was wondering what the heck good is the relief zipper on my wife's drysuit.
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That picture is kind of disturbing. A chick with a plastic penis. :smt044 :smt044 :smt006
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Dale L

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SheWee, LOL,

Got something like it for the GF years ago when we use to tent camp. It's still in the bag and she still rolls her eyes whenever I mention it.


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That picture is kind of disturbing. A chick with a plastic penis. :smt044 :smt044 :smt006
Bringin back some tough memories craig?? :smt005  :smt006
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Everything except the...balls  :smt044
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That picture is kind of disturbing. A chick with a plastic penis. :smt044 :smt044 :smt006
Bringin back some tough memories craig?? :smt005  :smt006

F'n Tijuana.....  I'll never go back there.
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Everything except the...balls  :smt044
I guess you could always glue some plastic toy balls on it :smt005
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 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044

I can't think of anything to say...that picture is rather disturbing! But I can see how handy that gadget would be. You guys are lucky that you can pee so easily, especially OTW. Us lady folk basically have a find a private spot absent of poison oak and squat, LOL.

I just can't figure out how a woman would get that thing situated so it could be used in the first place...wouldn't you have to undress to get it positioned??? OK, maybe TMI....

 :smt044

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:smt044 :smt044 :smt044

I can't think of anything to say...that picture is rather disturbing! But I can see how handy that gadget would be. You guys are lucky that you can pee so easily, especially OTW. Us lady folk basically have a find a private spot absent of poison oak and squat, LOL.

I just can't figure out how a woman would get that thing situated so it could be used in the first place...wouldn't you have to undress to get it positioned??? OK, maybe TMI....

 :smt044

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It ain't that easy Cherie.  First, you've got to find it.  In cold weather, it can disappear into your body cavity.  I once went cold water diving, and couldn't find mine until spring.  Then when you do find it, it's harder than heck to aim.  It is not laser guided either.   Most of the time you are three clicks off and you have to adjust for wind and natural body motion.  No. It's not as easy as it seems.  But I have to admit, it is more convenient.


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It ain't that easy Cherie.  First, you've got to find it.  In cold weather, it can disappear into your body cavity.  I once went cold water diving, and couldn't find mine until spring.  Then when you do find it, it's harder than heck to aim.  It is not laser guided either.   Most of the time you are three clicks off and you have to adjust for wind and natural body motion.  No. It's not as easy as it seems.  But I have to admit, it is more convenient.

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:smt044 :smt044 :smt044

I can't think of anything to say...that picture is rather disturbing! But I can see how handy that gadget would be. You guys are lucky that you can pee so easily, especially OTW. Us lady folk basically have a find a private spot absent of poison oak and squat, LOL.

I just can't figure out how a woman would get that thing situated so it could be used in the first place...wouldn't you have to undress to get it positioned??? OK, maybe TMI....

 :smt044

-Cherie
It ain't that easy Cherie.  First, you've got to find it.  In cold weather, it can disappear into your body cavity.  I once went cold water diving, and couldn't find mine until spring.  Then when you do find it, it's harder than heck to aim.  It is not laser guided either.   Most of the time you are three clicks off and you have to adjust for wind and natural body motion.  No. It's not as easy as it seems.  But I have to admit, it is more convenient.
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It ain't that easy Cherie.  First, you've got to find it.  In cold weather, it can disappear into your body cavity.  I once went cold water diving, and couldn't find mine until spring.  Then when you do find it, it's harder than heck to aim.  It is not laser guided either.   Most of the time you are three clicks off and you have to adjust for wind and natural body motion.  No. It's not as easy as it seems.  But I have to admit, it is more convenient.
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 :smt003
If it wasn't too much information before, it is now, haha.
This partially explains why guys can never seem to aim and "hit" everything but the urinal  :smt005. I always figured that having a "hose" to work with made it easier, but I forgot about the wind and chill factors, haha.

-Cherie

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