Trending now: Beaver kills Man

Beavers do have teeth!

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/beaver-bites-man-death-belarus-attack-102911690.html#7LNhHGy

That has to rank up there with Steve Irwin getting a stingray barb to the heart.  What are the odds of it hitting an artery? 

Death by beaver.. this is NOT the way I would want to go out. Nor would I want that on my tombstone!

If beavers are the second largest rodent... Just another reason to be against gun legislation.

Death by beaver.. this is NOT the way I would want to go out. Nor would I want that on my tombstone!

Well, not THAT kind of beaver anyway...

Death by beaver.. this is NOT the way I would want to go out. Nor would I want that on my tombstone!

Well, at least not a 4 legged "beaver".

I wasn't quick enough! lol

Exactly! Then again I could just hear my buddies "it was the the big ol beaver that finally put ol Matt under"  I truly do feel kinda bad for the dude that died but what I want to know is how close did the guy get to the beav before he nipped him.

LOL!! 

Seriously though... what a crap way to go out. 

Sitting around in heaven...

"how'd you die?"

"Animal attack..."

"Wow, what kind?  A bear?  A mountain lion?"

"A beaver"

"...   "

That's weird!  I just learned this week that there is a local population of Beavers at Lexington Res, and a pair of them just showed up in the Guadalupe!

http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_23003448/family-beavers-making-home-along-san-joses-guadalupe

"Oh, honey!  Look at those beavers eating the homeless guy under that bridge!"

"Oh, honey!  Look at those beavers eating the homeless guy under that bridge!"

versus,  "Oh, honey!  Look at that homeless guy eating beaver under that bridge!"

From Revenge of the Nerds movie, talent show comedy skit scene. The first time sex was mentioned on TV. " Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the beaver last night? "

It must taste like chicken.   

It must taste like chicken.   

Not according to these guys 

LMAO I can see this could make for a long thread