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Fish Master1

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When Andy was in 5th grade he comes home after his second day at school and says to his father, "You know dad, I was playing football with the other boys and I was much stronger than they were. I think it's cause I'm a Raiders fan and we're the best in the world. And you know what else? Later we were playing basketball and I could jump way higher than everyone else. That's 'cause I'm a Raiders fan and we're the best in the world. And then, in the locker room while we were changing I noticed that I am much bigger ... down there ... than everyone else. I know that's cause I am a Raider fan and I'm the best in the world." The father sighed, slowly shook his head and said to Andy, "No son, it's not cause you're a Raider fan, its because you're 19 years old."

Fish Master's name is Andy?  ohhhhhhhh............


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Chadrock

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Thanks for the laugh Andy! See you this weekend.
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When Andy was in 5th grade he comes home after his second day at school and says to his father, "You know dad, I was playing football with the other boys and I was much stronger than they were. I think it's cause I'm a Raiders fan and we're the best in the world. And you know what else? Later we were playing basketball and I could jump way higher than everyone else. That's 'cause I'm a Raiders fan and we're the best in the world. And then, in the locker room while we were changing I noticed that I am much bigger ... down there ... than everyone else. I know that's cause I am a Raider fan and I'm the best in the world." The father sighed, slowly shook his head and said to Andy, "No son, it's not cause you're a Raider fan, its because you're 19 years old."

 :smt044 :smt044

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Fish Master1

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Andy really is a 49er fan.  Just don't want to admit it because he leaves in Salinas.   :smt044 :smt005



Fish Master1

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..........Sincerly A-Hull Muggle.


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Pronounced in Spanish  ka·be·za de mar·t·yo
Translates to Hammerhead in English for my Gringo amigos.
....and yes that's me with a 6ft. green moray in the avatar.

"Spearos before Hos" - Silent Hunter

"Give your son a fish and you'll feed him for a day.
Teach him how to spearfish and he'll feed you for a lifetime" - Cabeza de Martillo

Proud Papa of ...........
2018 JAOTY Lucas aka Baja Ninja
2018 JDOTY Noah aka Silent Hunter


Fish Master1

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..........Sincerly A-Hull Muggle.


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  • Location: Costa de Oro, BCS
  • Date Registered: Jan 2011
  • Posts: 7705
Pronounced in Spanish  ka·be·za de mar·t·yo
Translates to Hammerhead in English for my Gringo amigos.
....and yes that's me with a 6ft. green moray in the avatar.

"Spearos before Hos" - Silent Hunter

"Give your son a fish and you'll feed him for a day.
Teach him how to spearfish and he'll feed you for a lifetime" - Cabeza de Martillo

Proud Papa of ...........
2018 JAOTY Lucas aka Baja Ninja
2018 JDOTY Noah aka Silent Hunter


LapuLapu

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Fish Master1

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Basically the superbowl for the niniers. :smt044

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50% of niner fans right huuurrr

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  • Location: Costa de Oro, BCS
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Pronounced in Spanish  ka·be·za de mar·t·yo
Translates to Hammerhead in English for my Gringo amigos.
....and yes that's me with a 6ft. green moray in the avatar.

"Spearos before Hos" - Silent Hunter

"Give your son a fish and you'll feed him for a day.
Teach him how to spearfish and he'll feed you for a lifetime" - Cabeza de Martillo

Proud Papa of ...........
2018 JAOTY Lucas aka Baja Ninja
2018 JDOTY Noah aka Silent Hunter


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