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Topic: Homeless guy looking in my car get's nearly KO'ed  (Read 1674 times)

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Weimarian

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So getting ready for this weekend I have my racks on the cabriolet... No kayak on the passenger side... So I'm in my parking lot in a customer car testing the computer and a homeless guy walks up to my car down the passenger side, stops at the door looking inside the car. Put his hand on the door handle... I blast the horn from the other car I'm sitting in (thinking about the ATD incident) Dude sprints off and forgets the rack at the end of my car (head height) Plants his forehead on it and does a flip and lands on his face!!!!! I'm thinking :smt011 dudes dead or injured and I'll probably get sued... He then gets up running like a sprinter all the way down my driveway and up the road... Now THAT is one tough SOB!!!! What ever he was on, he was feelin NO pain!!!  :smt044 Lock it up even in your own driveway... they will steal it all to get high :smt013
my new name should be Ostridge. Got my head in the sand. Going fishing and letting go of the other stuff I can't control anyway!


Abdiver

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He put his own laundry out to dry.....close line:smt044
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CGN-38

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 :smt006
  Glad you were close to prevent any loss!  Is your VW diesel? If so whats your MPG? 


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sonoramike

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Holy crap good thing you saw him!!I don't keep anything in my cars anymore I lived in a tweaked filled trailer park for 12yrs and never locked anything (saving my pennies) last year I bought my first house in a middle upper class neighbor hood and after a couple months my wife's car got broken into her purse stollen and my kids psps stolen


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Justice served up naturally!


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Karma.  Enough said.  Bet that will leave a goose egg. 

Ron,  I love your style and the way you roll.  Keep it up buddy!

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Hojoman

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Why would you be sued? He was on your property and put the ka-bong on himself.


sonoramike

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Justice served up naturally!
Yes sir that is the funniest thing I've heard in a while.i can see it now lmao.


krusty

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Justice at last! LOL :smt044 at both the story and the picture.


Mr.Matt

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Why would you be sued? He was on your property and put the ka-bong on himself.
+1


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 :smt005 :smt044 

 Glad you saw it.

 
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Kmilz

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he probably didnt feel anything because he was already on somthing.....


ravensblack

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The Clampetts go kayaking.  :smt003

Thats some funny shit right there Ron! The vid would be priceless.  :smt044
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The karma KO. LOVE IT!!!!!!
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Why would you be sued? He was on your property and put the ka-bong on himself.
+1


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