A tutorial: How to eat crabs and Balut the Filipino way......

Hahahaaha! That was great! "You are not crab zombie!"

Dude, I just watched a few more of his videos, hilarious! You guys gotta watch the "Filipino Mythical Creatures" one!!! I'm on my phone otherwise I'd post it up. Thanks Mooch for posting this up!

       

You guys gotta watch the "Filipino Mythical Creatures" one!!! I'm on my phone otherwise I'd post it up. Thanks Mooch for posting this up!

That guy grew up in East San Jose, but i like the Filipino accent attempt.  Pretty funny.

Robyn and I have been  . She was raised in the PI till she was 8 and came mainland  not speaking much English and loving Balut. Her mom would get pissed she would come home smelling like it all the time.
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So if I eat crab guts and balut, will I be an honorary Filipino?  Mooch, can you give out certificates?

So if I eat crab guts and balut, will I be an honorary Filipino?  Mooch, can you give out certificates?

You'll need to get a tan first Dave!

So if I eat crab guts and balut, will I be an honorary Filipino?  Mooch, can you give out certificates?

Yes......but you'll also have to pass the rice cooking test. 

WOW!!! That guy is funny even if he is is San Jose pinnoy. 

Sira ka talaga Mooch!  (You're crazy Mooch) Keep the jokes coming.. I love em.

He sounds like middle eastern rather than eastern. haha

That guy grew up in East San Jose, but i like the Filipino accent attempt.  Pretty funny.

I thought he was from Canada.

You'll need to get a tan first Dave!

Oh man, up here on the North Coast, I'll never get to be an un-gringo.   Can't Mooch overlook a small detail like that?    I could pass the rice test!

 hey,  do Filipinos call us pasty types gringos too?

You'll need to get a tan first Dave!

Oh man, up here on the North Coast, I'll never get to be an un-gringo.   Can't Mooch overlook a small detail like that?    I could pass the rice test!

 hey,  do Filipinos call us pasty types gringos too?

Dave, we call you guys:

Puti - means "white" in tagalog
am-boy  = American boy
G.I. = as in G.I. Joe (locals seems to think that if your from the "States", your either a Tourist or US Military)

I could pass the rice test!

Dave, when cooking rice, if you can master the rice to water ratio without using any type of measuring device, then we can give you a "Honorary Filipino Visa"    and then you be allowed to flash our Filipino Gang Sign....