car door vs. thumb nail

Another trick that works great is to seal the whole you've made in the nail with super glue to keep infection out. My brother just did that with his toenail. Works like a charm.

I instantly tried to yank my thumb out but It was stuck and so I had to grab my keys to get myself unstuck...

YEOUCH!!!  dude!  Good way to lose a finger!

I'm glad it wasn't worse.  You coulda been wearing your apron.

That's some crazy pain there!

Damn Joel! .... That van is way too manly for you!

You coulda been wearing your apron

Eric you need to go fishing that's just wrong 

well, it started to swell up even more so I decided to see the doc - they poked the nail once with a small needle hand drill. It drained some blood out but because I waited too long, not much came out (blood dried out). They also poked both sides of the skin next to the nail and there was some dead brown blood that spilled out. 

Then got a tetna shot after....left arm feels like jello.

I hate getting poked 

The worse part is that I was given clearance by my doc to go free diving (until further notice at least) and I was so looking forward to getting into the water again. 

Hey Sally.....how exactly is a little hangnail preventing you from diving  ?

The worse part is that I was given clearance by my doc to go free diving (until further notice at least) and I was so looking forward to getting into the water again. 

Hey Sally.....how exactly is a little hangnail preventing you from diving  ?

ey tough guy, ever try putting on your glove with a swollen thumb and a hang nail....didn't think so 

Just roll a lubed prophylactic over it and it'll slip right in and out of that glove super weenie hut jr.


ps.....the puig was 3 pieces, I shortened the pole down to about 4- 1/2 feet.  Just need to shorten the shaft and redrill it for the flopper.  cha ching!

Joel, you gotta Ice that thing. it's no fun but the best thing for it. Deep circulation. It hurts just looking at it!

I sure hope you didn't damage the van.

I sure hope you didn't damage the van.

your killing me jack 

Seriously, open up your own greeting card business cause you seem to be very good in making people feel "special" 

.....gonna miss my friend 

After seeing those pics I got hungry.

Oh #$CK!!!!!
This has to go down as the first post in NCKA history I wish I didn't look at.
Was it the peer pressure that got to ya or did you find the vandals and teach them a lesson???