New Fathers: How to have a massive WAF crash or "Shut your pie-hole, idiot"

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Thanks for the tip.  My wife told me that I love fish more than her and I said: "How could you compare yourself to a fish?  I eat fish but I don't eat you!"

    If you did , she would probably be in a better mood. 

I concur with the others I know it helped my case with my wife when it came to abalone diving !

Well, my wife is pretty easy going in these matters. She's very well aware of the fact that I married up, and isn't all that insecure. So she didn't get all that bent out of shape when I told her that it's fun to use the boys as girl bait. In fact, on the plane to Hainan a couple weeks ago, she agreed that I probably would be successful with at least one of the several very young, very pretty attendants. Of course this has everything to do with our over the top cute two year old, and nothing to do with the fat balding laowai.

As for love and seafood, it's now proven: I love her more than fish.

As to her love for me relative to her love for aquatic tasty bits, well I'm coming in second...

Scott