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Topic: The Testicle Festival (Watsonville goes wacky?)  (Read 4628 times)

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baitNbeer

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rich u sound like ur quite the ball eater? LOL :smt002 :smt008

"draw the blood and STUFF"

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The original testical festival is held at the rock creek lodge in Montana, near my home town.  We used to fry up rocky mountain oysters, testicles, when we were branding and vaccinating cows.  Not bad, a lot like chicken gizzards.  After you cut the bull calves, throw them into a bucket with oatmeal and water, it helps draw the blood and stuff out of them.  Then you butterfly them and trim the tubes off, bread them and fry them up in bacon grease.  Not bad at all.  Take them and dip them in a mix of hot sauce and ranch dressing.  mmmmm


Definetly making sense now!!!!!!!!!!!!! :smt009
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Dammit!  :smt013

Gotta be in Bakersfield that weekend...  :smt009

Was looking forward to documenting the festival and sharing it with all of you!

Next year!!

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..........Sincerly A-Hull Muggle.


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You F*&#ING A-HULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044

Best be careful with your drink on Saturday...might end up with some of that "stuff" Rich was talking about in it!!

 :smt002 :smt005 :smt044 :smt044

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daaaaam, that is some funny sh!t, Andy..... wow! Made my day!


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Best be careful with your drink on Saturday...might end up with some of that "stuff" Rich was talking about in it!!


...or a smelt, it's happened before............





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Sorry Jim, but damn that was funny, Andy. I had to meet with the boss right after seeing that and I kept cracking up.

« Last Edit: August 20, 2010, 07:13:00 PM by fishwrapper »


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The original testical festival is held at the rock creek lodge in Montana, near my home town.  We used to fry up rocky mountain oysters, testicles, when we were branding and vaccinating cows.  Not bad, a lot like chicken gizzards.  After you cut the bull calves, throw them into a bucket with oatmeal and water, it helps draw the blood and stuff out of them.  Then you butterfly them and trim the tubes off, bread them and fry them up in bacon grease.  Not bad at all.  Take them and dip them in a mix of hot sauce and ranch dressing.  mmmmm

Hell ya MontanaN8V!  I was married in Big Timber and the folks there called 'em "Sweet Breads."  I've never tried them
but enjoyed the morel mushrooms ya'll pick up there.
That feller in the pick musta had a chin full.  :smt002  hehe!
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That's Boontling right there!  :smt044  bahl hornin'!

Even a turd would be scrumptious after all that prep, bacon grease and sauce...

My sides are still hurtin'.  :smt044 :smt044 :smt044
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Dude Jim's gonna freak when he sees this lol! Watson' Testicle Fest 2010 bwahahahaha! 

Helllzzzz Yes!!!!!!!!!!

Think we are gonna be in Bakersfield that weekend, but if not I am there with bells (ballz) on!!
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AND from Freedom Meat Locker!! That place ROCKS!!!!!

Used to get a soup on Sundays in Nicaragua with bulls balls (huevos del toro), brains (sesos) sea turtle eggs (huevos de tortuga), and a whole iguana (garrobo)...instant hangover cure!!  :smt003

 :smt006

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