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Topic: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned  (Read 235539 times)

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Baitman

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hey guys setthehooknich here this subject brings to mind a saying my dad told me " son BIG MINDS TALK ABOUT THINGS! / small minds talk about people"

   Brilliant !   

       And about time... !   
Sometimes the fish isn't the only prize.
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G-Whiz

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  • I'm Glen, from the mailroom!
  • Date Registered: Aug 2010
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In archery speak:

THWACK!!!!!!

In AR Language:

Pew.....Pew......Pew...... {click}PewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPew
The one who dies with the most toys, WINS!



Tote

  • One life, right? Don't blow it.
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  • Date Registered: Jul 2005
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In AR Language:

Pew.....Pew......Pew...... {click}PewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPew

In finance:

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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G-Whiz

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  • I'm Glen, from the mailroom!
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  • Posts: 5036

In AR Language:

Pew.....Pew......Pew...... {click}PewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPew

In finance:

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

In Vegas:

Cha-Ching!
The one who dies with the most toys, WINS!



Rock Hopper

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You guys are dorks.  :smt006

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ravensblack

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In massage parlor....... Happy Ending
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Fisherman X

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In baseball . . .
-Success is living the life you want-
Joel ><>

-You’re just gonna shoot the first perch you see CdM


trianglelaguna

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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.

I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center.

People aren’t supposed to look back. I’m certainly not going to do it anymore.”
― Kurt Vonnegut


trianglelaguna

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i meant to post that in funny stuff ...but you know...it kind of...has some recent meaning lol  :smt044 :smt044
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.

I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center.

People aren’t supposed to look back. I’m certainly not going to do it anymore.”
― Kurt Vonnegut


ErmanKG

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Good call and keep enforcing


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Bushy

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You are banished!

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Fisherman X

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Ahh, that's what the beard is about!  :smt003
-Success is living the life you want-
Joel ><>

-You’re just gonna shoot the first perch you see CdM


Tbucket

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  • Location: Pacifica Ca
  • Date Registered: Jul 2019
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I am an apprentice at all this and it's good to see the serious side and the funny side. Been talking to all the different kayakers and getting good info. I've had my kayak for a month. Still hasn't seen water yet. Procrastination


marin_yaker

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  • Date Registered: Oct 2019
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This is the only place left on the internet that makes me calm. Kayaks. Fishing. Love that ya'll are doing all you can to keep it that way!
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Mojo Jojo

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This is the only place left on the internet that makes me calm. Kayaks. Fishing. Love that ya'll are doing all you can to keep it that way!
Are you TRYING to get banished?? Putting that on this thread!?!?  :smt044


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