You know you addicted to NCKA when?

37.  You have declared more than once that you have all the fishing gear that you could possibly need, only to find you absolutely need just one more rod, and then you'll be done...  for reals.

My wife is catching on to this one! 

39. You lost your job & all your time is devoted to looking for a new job, but you still make time for NCKA. 

40. For her Birthday you buy your wife a fishing rod that you have been eying even though she has no interest in fishing.

41. You spend the afternoon reading this stuff instead of fixing the washing machine with clothes piling up from you last excursion out at the wall.
42. When you say the "Wall" your not talking about history in the grand sense but the last Hali you caught there.
43. Strangers honk at you on the fwy to later find out it was one of the NCKA brethren trying to catch your eye.
44. Your kids know exactly who your talking about when you mention someone by their handle and they respond, " Oh yeah he catches cute fish".

45.  You lie to your co-workers about your weekend yak-fishing so they don't think you're a total obsessed nut.

46.  You've figured out how to quickly minimize the NCKA site window on your office computer.....and at home.

46.  You've figured out how to quickly minimize the NCKA site window on your office computer.....and at home.

HAHA! Alt + Tab, baby!

#47  As a Newbie you spend many hours practicing the NCKA secret hand shake.

#48 You have had a decent glass of wine on a mothership trip.

#49  You told your wife you were doing homework that is actually due tomorrow & you are on the site, despite being a socal guy

#50  You log in periodically to see where you are on the Islander waitlist with NCKA rather than book another trip

#49  You plan your family vacations around NCKA tournaments.

#50  You plan your weekend commitments around the tide, swell, and wind reports.

#49  You plan your family vacations around NCKA tournaments.

#50  You plan your weekend commitments around the tide, swell, and wind reports.

....so true . 

38.  "NCKA, et all" is listed as the defendant in your divorce proceedings...

 

Abking, unfortunately that one is not a joke. 

We are up over 50, and they all apply.....I think there might be something wrong with us.  Shit, what am I saying there's something wrong with everyone else...we are the normal one.  Viva NCKA

Jim

I just thought of another one we can relate to....

#51: Your "unread posts" are NEVER EVER over a single page

#52: You spend countless hours thinking of words to match up with the word "man"... mandog, manstove, mancave, man...?

#53: This is your vehicle, you bought primarily because it matches your yellow kayak and you completed the look with a giant custom made NCKA sticker and your NCKA handle on a custom license plate.

#53: This is your vehicle, you bought primarily because it matches your yellow kayak and you completed the look with a giant custom made NCKA sticker and your NCKA handle on a custom license plate.

I think you've got us all beat inseine...

Z