New fish species in Cali

Bees are fish now in Cali. Add it to the list of things we're supposed to pretend are true.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/california-court-rules-bees-type-154540955.html

Nice, now I can fish in my own backyard.

On second thought I have trees that needs to be pollinated.
It’s the wasp I need dead.

So if I'm a beekeeper, do I need a commercial fishing license to sell honey from my apiary?  Or to sell a hive to another keeper?

So if I'm a beekeeper, do I need a commercial fishing license to sell honey from my apiary?  Or to sell a hive to another keeper?

Only ropeless hives with an escape door as well as a red and white buoy that displays your commercial beekeeping ID number.

OK... makes sense... 

The Ministry of Truth has spoken. Go back to you business.

Lawyers are awesome...
But CESA's Fish and Game Code, which establishes the basis on which plants and animals are protected, defines "fish" as "a wild fish, mollusk, crustacean, invertebrate, amphibian, or part, spawn, or ovum of any of those animals."

Invertebrate covers a whole lot of ground

Who got paid ?

Who got paid ?

Big Bee Lobby: “our contribution to the next campaign is en route…..bees are fish…..right?”


Judge: “yeah whatever…..bees better have my honey”

"The judges described how California's legislature has wavered for years over whether or not to explicitly include invertebrates in the Act, presumably saving them the trouble of having to expand the definition of fish."

Translation: CA legislature could have avoided this nonsense if they had simply done their jobs.

"The judges described how California's legislature has wavered for years over whether or not to explicitly include invertebrates in the Act, presumably saving them the trouble of having to expand the definition of fish."

Translation: CA legislature could have avoided this nonsense if they had simply done their jobs.

If the legislature knew what it wanted to say, it would have said it.

Legislation doesn’t have a job, they are just high price signature production machines!

I don’t care what they call ‘em. Save the bees.

I think we all want our fresh fruit and some honey! 

I don’t care what they call ‘em. Save the bees.

I think we all want our fresh fruit and some honey! 

Specially the ones with “boo” in front of them, kidding aside bees are a necessity but damn your leadership ain’t got many marbles left in the can collectively!

Edit: warning the pictured product may be known in the state of California to cause cancer and legislative defects as does there message!

Goes great on damn near everything!