On the home front tonight

While stationed in Mississippi, I set up a booby trap for my dirt bike I stored in a bedroom closet.  Unfortunately, I must have just winged the guy.  The trail of blood was impressive though. Exited through the bedroom window without pausing to open it.  Cost me my cleaning deposit. 

That's money well spent.

IANAL, but probably good to mention (for our more impressionable readers) that setting booby traps can draw felony charges in some states.