I may have married the wrong woman

I arrived home after fishing in the ocean for rock fish and my wife of 17 years asked; “ did you bring home any small mouth bass?”… 

After 17 years of blissful matrimony, it's now time to retaliate ..

"New Dress? I thought so, as it makes your backside look enormous .."

Think Détente - the response should be equal and measured.

At least she didn’t ask “Did you bring home the bacon?”

she supports the fishing...that's all thats needed

She was clearly asking if you caught any Blues because she knows first hand that they are much easier to filet and far less boney than gophers.

Or I could be wrong and she has already picked out a nice set of golf clubs for your birthday.