A rookies perspective on climbing back into a kayak.

As I realize how broke I am here's a trick I picked up from the sailboating community.

Use a cooler as a step to help you onto the boat.
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I don't get it...

He’s saying.  Get your ice chest floating next to you.  Step into the ice chest handle, and “step it” down to try to submerge it.  The added buoyancy should help boost you back into the kayak.   I’ve seen I guy use his life vest like this.    I do question the logic of removing a life vest. 

And here's a video showing it:

Coming from the sit in sea kayak world I too always carry the paddle float even when in the Hobie PA.  It's a great tool to have along.