Naked man jumps into shark tank

I'm really surprised this hasn't shown up on this forum.  Maybe save money by paddling naked rather than buying Shark Shield?
    https://boingboing.net/2018/10/15/random-nude-man-jumps-into-tor.html

P.S.: He was a suspect in a nasty assault that occurred earlier - I guess his efforts to blend into the crowd failed.

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I was thinking this was going to be Fuzzy Tom's report on his latest exploit...