Shasta houseboat/yak trip

Well I imagine that rules me out joining you guys on your trip to Shasta then since I am a little short of testosterone, and I am SCARED of bears.

Sounds like you might be inclined Abking to leave scraps of fish out intentionally, just to attract bears.  

Now that I think about it, the last time I went off on a paddling trip with a group of guys (and I was the only girl), I just remembered how wicked you guys can get.

There were six of us all coming back from the Colorado River driving across the desert.  I had to relieve my bladder, so I told the guys to pull over, and to turn around, since there wasn't a cactus to squat down behind.  Right as I pulled my dress up and undies down, I heard something moving in the bushes, and looked over and saw a rattlesnake.

Naturally I did the thing you should never do - I jumped up, turned around in a half undressed state and was about to run back to the truck, when low and behold, I spied all five of the guys standing on top of the truck clapping, and laughing, just as caravan of semi trucks goes by, and beeps their horn.  The desert suddenly seemed like a circus and I was the main attraction!

It turns out, they found a dead rattler on the road and tossed it into the bushes to scare me.  Those naughty boys.  They were really pushing their luck considering I was their boss.

I held my bladder for 75 miles until we reached the next gas station.

LMAO here, Sky!   

Boyz will be boys.

Jonesz,

I am interested as well.

Henry

http://www.shastalakevacations.com/rates/houseboat_flybridge.asp
Sleeps 14

4 days $1834.00
3 Days $1600.00

Boat has a nice walk way area to store 10 boats easily.

Antlers Resort & Marina -- Shasta Lake house and small boat rentals.
PO Box 140, Lakehead  (800) 238-3924

Keep in mind gas will be pricey.

Keep in mind gas will be pricey.

Sky.....who needs gas....we'll just grab our paddles and off we go  (that would be a great photo op )